Sick Hero

2014's Most Fun Parody Game!

As the Sick Hero, you must extend your stick across the platforms to safely cross them. But watch out! You are so sick, you may just vomit all over yourself! How far will you throw up?

And so begins the tale of the hapless Sick Hero, who is so terribly sick he cannot walk but a few steps before uncontrollably losing his lunch. Poor Sick Hero! But his disgusting illness does not inhibit his precision in sizing the stick he needs to walk across safely.

Stick in hand, and hero by name, you will love being the Sick Hero!

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION ABOUT SICK HERO

Increased side-effects may include increased attention toward sick hero, playing sick hero at all hours of the day and night, and providing the game positive reviews, in some children, teenagers, and young adults.

Some players may have a particularly high risk of enjoyment while playing Sick Hero. It is encouraged that friends and family members of people who play Sick Hero pay close attention to any changes, especially sudden changes, in player's need to extend a stick to walk across platforms, undersize, or oversize the stick they need to cross safely.

Report if you find yourself playing Sick Hero for more than four hours.

Continue playing Sick Hero right away if you or your family member has any of the following
symptoms, particularly if those symptoms are are new, worsening, or worry you:

1) thoughts about playing Sick Hero
2) extending a stick to cross platforms at inconvenient moments
3) deciding to cross imaginary game platforms
4) unusual fear of losing your lunch like the Sick Hero
5) fear of forgetting to bring your stick with you

Ask your developer today if Sick Hero is right for you (it is).