Chicks: Count Your Cash

- "Do not count your chickens before they hatch!"

- "Do not count your chickens before they hatch!"

- "Do not count your chickens before they hatch!"

Stop if you've heard that before. So let me ask you:

Are you chicken... ENOUGH?

Then forget what your Mommy taught you.* (* Spoiler Alert below.)

Count your chickens... to count your cash!

It really is that simple. Count + Collect = CASH. It says so right here. On the internet! Would the internet lie?

Chicks: Count Your Cash is the ultimate pick up and play, short burst, arcade game! It's fun for kids of all ages. Man or child. Girl or boy. It's simple arcade fun in the truest sense.

What's a true arcade game? An arcade game is fast and simple. Strike that! An arcade game is fast, simple, and skill based. Chicks: Count Your Cash is most definitely fast, simple, and skill based. There's no buying your way to the top (cause where's the skill in that?) Or any stupid DLC meant to frustrate you into whipping out your wallet (again, where's the skill?) Zero psychologists were employed in the design of this game. Gaming is meant to be fun and silly; not some sinister ploy to exploit people.

What's fun and silly? Fun is making it repeatedly rain money. Silly is having your chicks then gloat about it. Chicks: Count Your Cash will allow you to repeatedly rain money (assuming you have the skill that is). So hop on down to the virtual farm and start making it rain money. Turn those eggs into chickens into money.

Just make sure to keep one eye open for any bad eggs. Bad eggs will quickly turn your cute little farm into a nest of not so cute defeat. Do not let your carefully crafted nests be defeated. Defeat the bad eggs and protect your farm. After all, we're not animals are we? We may have a farm full of animals, but that doesn't mean we have to condone acting like animals. Defeat the bad eggs and their animal behavior.

Warning: Contains cute and silly content. Do not download if you hate cute, silly, goofy, or fun. Best appreciated by those who are kids at heart. Girl or boy.

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* Spoiler Alert: Do NOT count your chickens before they hatch! Yo Momma was right. Listen to your Momma.

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Bonus Tips:

- Egg temperatures range from 1 - 9. Chicks prefer a comfy temperature. Not too hot and not too cold.

- Dark blue (1) and dark red (9) = Game Over.

- Chicks are preparing to hatch (incubating) while in temperature zones 4 - 6. Exiting this incubation zone resets their hatch timer back to zero.

- When an egg cools to zone 4, double tap to quickly raise its temperature to zone 6. This buys time to worry about the other eggs. Avoid constantly single tapping your eggs. Single tapping makes things more frantic than it needs to be. Save your single taps for when all of your eggs are at level 5 (yellow) or higher.

- Bad eggs cool very fast and are immune to power ups. Don't get cute and let your farm be ruined by these animals. Try and hatch them as fast as possible. Give them priority over trying to score bonus points.

- The largest amount of bonus money comes from scoring "Count Your Chickens". This bonus occurs when all chicks are hatched at the same time. Try and sync all of your eggs to stay on the same hatch schedule. It may seem difficult at first, but you'll quickly learn it's possible with a little bit of temperature manipulation.