Space Sloth for Android
"You can do it man" those where the the last words that Commander Slovester S. Sloth said to me as he sacrificed his last airtank and gave it to me so that i could make it back to S.S.S. (Sloth Space Station). I watched with heavy blinding tears in my eyes as he slowly drifted away to the near by plant Obama 41. He had a smile on his face as if he was finally at peace among the cosmos forever to drift as slow as he wanted for as long as he wanted. This game tells of his adventures and hardships he endured during his last days. I wil never forget you Commander Slovester. stay slothly my friend and may you drift peacefully in the arms of the cosmos our quite prince.
It's one small step for Sloth kind! With the help of Obama, Vlad' Putin, The Eye of Providence and Harambe (and other cameos) Space Sloth must travel the universe to find his home world whilst avoiding hostile lawn mowers! What more could you ask for in a game?
This game was obviously thought through before being released. Its simple yet fun, the graphics are hilarious, and I'm grateful for NO weird permissions that may slow down my phone! Also the ads are minimal and don't interrupt game play. Space Sloth gets 5 stars!!!!
For the love of the heavenly sloth Jesus this game is finally the reason why I'm living!! It brings magical baby sloth tears of joy to me the planets are very beautiful and I have been debating whether or not I should stay locked up in my room playing this wonderful price of slothy sloth joy of a game! Pure beauty I don't know what I would be doing I'm my life if this game want here to be in my life! I rate it a 17/9 fantastic just amazingly sloth-tastic
The game is very funny and never gets old. To all asking the controls of the game. The sloth grabs the planets himself. Tap to make him let go.,Use the momentum of the planet to fling yourself to the next.
This is an incredibly silly, yet challenging game. The delay between dying and restart is a little annoying, but whatever. And to everyone whining that he says, "I'm retarded?" please lighten up. The entire game is stupid, get over yourself.
This game made me believe in God, because only God could have made such a heavenly game. It has the most beautiful story and soundtrack ever, better than Mozart and Beethoven combined. 10/10-IGN
A simple game made with love. No crappy permissions and no money needed. . Just your sloth flying through space with an epic song playing in the background the crescendo of which almost brings a tear to my eye.
I felt like before this game, my life was incomplete and empty. I had a huge gaping hole in my heart. But after an amazing human being showed me this game, that huge gaping hole has been filled with an amazing spacetacular sloth. I'd pick this game over oxygen, because then I'll truly be one with the space sloth.
Let me tell you a story. There was once a boy called Oscar. Oscar was going through life, a journey which we all venture through. One day, during a time of hardship, Oscar found this. This game. This artwork. This phenomenon. This is the greatest thing ever created. I am Oscar, believe it or not, and without this game... Would I still be as happy as I am today? Probably.
All my friends were shocked when I bought an Android. They insisted "there are no good games for Android". Well, here it is. A great game. Now, I can showcase them the power of Android.
I started this game thinking that it was a generic, run-of-the-mill game, but as I touched my screen and sent the sloth flying through space, I knew this game was something special. That first touch changed my life and it only got better after that. I got a wife and I won the lottery all because of this game. Get this game and it'll change your whole life around for the better.
I play it all the time. Still fun but if you can up grade it with different music and new comments and other faces every so often i will upgrade and continue to play. The game concept is perfect how ever.... Or maybe a pull away camera would be cool spaceing out the faces with larger space between! Keep this one going. Thanks for a great game.
This game has amazing calming music that simulates space and with meme planets it makes it jist that mich better. It increases the diversity of games by having a sloth as the main character. I like it.
I actually really liked this game at first. Addicting, silly, and oddly charming. It says little things when you lose, and one of the things it said threw me off guard. After failing at about 153-4, the game said "I'm retarded". Retardation is an actual mental illness and should not be made fun of. To put that in a game makes it okay for people to use it as an insult. It is very rude.
this game made my day. i loved it the instant i saw it. its hilarious, fun and oddly calming. i loved everything about this game, the graphics, the gameplay, the narration! until the 'narrator' made a freaking retarded joke. good way to ruin a game.
Please tell me how to play it!!! It doesn't says how and my chill sloth do nothing but falling! I would love the game even more if i could actually know how to play it
Another reason for live this life 5/7
The annoying narration of the sloth sets me off, please make an option to remove it?
this is a meme game why are there so few meme reveiws? i see words like elegant thrown about. dafuq? its a hella sloth flying with putin mars
Great for a quick laugh or killing time. As a game though it's useless because of the lawnmowers.. unless you like games of pure luck. Volume adjustment would be nice so I could hear the funny dialog without being deafened by the music. Asshats whining about "retarded" being used are childish, ignorant, PCers and need to stfu and gtfo. George Carlin would be ashamed of you. Maybe you should find out why.
The Meme Gods have blessed us. While they are a little stale, they are good quality and bring joy to those whose know some aged memes. It's like a fine wine
It's absolutely hilarious. I cried playing it. That voice acting is amazing, though it's not as funny the more you play it. Still a great game though.
I love this game, it's hilarious. The only thing i would change is the name! Sloth in space. Whaddaya say?
I would really like this game if you could see where the sloth goes so you could learn how the momentum mechanics work. Sometimes I would think "oh I'm only going to fly a few inches" and it would throw me 100 ft. It's really hard to get good at a game that seems to have no basis by which it's making physics decisions.
Magnificent! Great fun, amusing, cute. Makes you really want to help the sloth. The sound effects and what, the sloth voice I guess, are terrific.
The graphics are impecable, do not let the cover sway you. And the story line is perfect, I almost cried when Commander Slovester S. Soth gave his last air tank for me.
It is so majestic. be a sloth. Become the sloth. Embrace your inner sloth.
I really like the game, but how does one get killed by a UFO
I love this game!!! My high score is my favorite number, 666.
Perfect. Complex games with 3D graphics and intricate plotlines can't hope to match the simple beauty of flinging a sloth through space.
This is the funniest game. I love the graphics, no permissions, And ads that don't interfere with game play. God bless this space sloth.
I love this game soooo much im sooo happy it exists thank you for this although i cant seem to figure out how to play
I actually really liked this game at first. Addicting, silly, and oddly charming. It says little things when you lose, and one of the things it said threw me off guard. After failing at about 153-4, the game said "I'm retarded". Retardation is an actual mental illness and should not be made fun of. To put that in a game makes it okay for people to use it as an insult. It is very rude.
Love the music, sound effects, and simple art. Super fun and addictive. Even losing makes me laugh... Gotta love those flailing limbs. So glad my coworker told me about this game.
This game is the best and it combines my two favourite things sloths and space。l also lik the music and the sound effects。the graphics are really cool too 。the game is also very houmor。早期日報道大陸軍隊中國
Sloths are my favorite animal...... Like I have a mad obsession.... And this game is da bomb!!!!!
Having made the Astronaut Sloth meme myself, I had to play your game. Makes me laugh everytime. Sloths will take over...
This game is awesome and FaZe Slothikan Has to play
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Amazing game. Phenominal story, inspirational and empowering. I have loved, cried, and prayed for this sloth. He is the sole reason I have regained hope for humanity. His words of wisdom will help me to an ultimately better life. If we all live like our sloth friend, then I have no doubt that we will achieve peace at last. This sloth will lead the way to our understanding of why we are here, what is our purpose, and what the meaning of life is. 10/10