Election Apocolypse

Your job is to make sure that the 2016 electoral campaign promises are upheld. Without these carefully thought out plans being enforced the American economy will surely be DOOOOMED!!!!!!!!

WARNING !!!
(This is a satire of comments made by politicians wishing to run for the 2016 United States presidential elections and the stereotypes implied by these comments. Some might find the contents highly offensive. )
WARNING !!!