Duck N Cover Your Buns!

The year was 2012, and I had just downloaded 'Duck N Cover Your Buns!' from the Google Play store, completely unaware of what I was about to witness. The soundtrack welcomed me into a minimalistic stage, and introduced what would be my avatar for the better part of the next hour: a duck. It caught me off guard, to be honest, but then I took a look past its crudely drawn exterior and glanced into the ducks distant, lonely eyes. I could see everything about the duck, how he had lived, who he had loved. His blank stare invited me into his soul, and as he stared back at me, I saw something about myself: the duck and I aren't so different after all. As the adventure began, I saw a floating hotdog above the duck, and I could feel his desire to eat it, thus I granted his wish with a simple press of the screen. Using the virtual joystick, I ventured on, exploring this desolate world, back and fourth... back and fourth, collecting hotdogs as I went, until suddenly, the duck fell off the plane that he was growing ever so familiar with, falling to his peril. This game taught me something about compassion, bravery, exploration, and even something about myself myself.

I fell in love with the musical score. You are gonna need a few finger workouts before you can compete in this game, but it is oh-sp-worth it. Beat my score of 4. You can't. I have studied this game and am scientifically the best there ever was or will be. Me gusta, five stars.

There's something that's almost hypnotic about this game. I would give it five stars if the buttons were labeled and if I didn't have to press "Home" to get out of the game. Also, my high score currently is 17. BEAT THAT!

Charlie thought he could sneak up on me...