RPS Defence

Forget Candy Crush, Pokemon Go, Assassins Creed or any of that rubbish. This is set to be The game of 2016. Based on an old favourite with a modern twist, the game will keep you entertained for minutes, maybe more. You will find yourself squealing with delight as the characters outwit each other in a strategic battle of the mind. Not to be missed.

This game reminds me of Zelda but without the walruses. I found the difficulty quite high, I couldn't progress past the level with the big Play button. I gave this 5 stars because it was fast to download. Also I think it installed some sweet malware.

DISCLAIMER: I have not played this game. I would just like to comment on the offensive attitude of some of the characters on the advertising. Their overt negativity disgusts me; evoking such disgust is the mark of a true piece of art - perhaps a masterpiece. However, art has no place in gaming; the pretentiousness is a crude and unwelcome obstacle to pure gameplay. This game fully recognises this profound, insightful conflict at the heart of modern society by not being much of a game. 5 stars.

This game combines cutting edge technology (scissors) with rock hard gameplay (rocks). No need to paper over any cracks as there aren't any. But there's plenty of paper (also paper).

To be frank this is, quite literally, a game.

This game is ace. Get it fast and try and be the best. You owe it to yourself.