John Q Averageman
Free GameAbout John Q Averageman
Every millennium, a hero must arise to face a challenge so unprecedented that his story goes down as legend. This is not that hero. Meet John Q Averageman, a balding, 40-something with no aspirations and nothing to look forward to. He spends his days working construction just to come back to his wife articulating his inadequacies again and again and again. His only joy comes from the frothy, golden deliciousness that is his favorite beverage: Fluff Beer. One day, while sulking over the pathetic tragedy of his life, John spots something out of the corner of his eye. A six-pack of fluff, and he is just sober enough to get off his butt to go get it. Will you lead John across the gauntlet of perils to reach his beverage? Will you rise above John’s lazy nature and become a hero of legend…or some sort of equivalent? If so, you may just be man enough to become average.
Puzzle Platforming at its finest
80 playable levels in 8 unique worlds
Endless laughs…mainly out of pity
Eternal Glory
Puzzle Platforming at its finest
80 playable levels in 8 unique worlds
Endless laughs…mainly out of pity
Eternal Glory
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Free
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Android
2.0.1+
2.0.1+
Android game
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What are users saying about John Q Averageman
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Its a terrible game! Don't waste your time!
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Awesome!
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great!
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Loved it! Fun and hillarious
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Found this recomended on slidedb, was not dissapointed!
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I never thought a game would be made about my life, hut here it is. Lots of fun.
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Lots of fun, been playing it for hours. The later levels can get pretty challenging.
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Great game! Good work :)
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Keeps me coming back for more. I keep getting stuck on stage 7 levels; really tough! Also it DEFINITELY is better with audio. Love the futurama reference! Laugh every time.
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Easy at first but gets challenging later on
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Gets better as you play! Nice job!
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Enjoyed playing it. The game gets more challenging and fun as you play. Great level design!
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This game completely changed my life! Now I can die happy!
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Most stupid game iv ever (never) played! Don't download.
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Great game, very original and endless fun! Thank you very much!!
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Excellent app well done! ;)
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Great job!
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Nice game. Enjoyed it.
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Hours of fun! Easy at first but gets challenging later on
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Rating Great job!
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Love it! Excellent app well done! ;)
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Awesome!
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Great game! Lots of fun, been playing it for hours. The later levels can get pretty challenging.
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Awesome!! Great game! Good work :)
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Awesome I never thought a game would be made about my life, hut here it is. Lots of fun.
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Good job Found this recomended on slidedb, was not dissapointed!
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Challenging Keeps me coming back for more. I keep getting stuck on stage 7 levels; really tough! Also it DEFINITELY is better with audio. Love the futurama reference! Laugh every time.
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Great game, good job Great game, very original and endless fun! Thank you very much!!
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Thought it was great. Easy to pick up. Pretty challenging. Longer than I thought it would be, especially because it was free.