Alpaca Evolution

The games simple development has created an otherworldy view on life. Playing this game has made me realize how petty my own life is. I would rather live the life of this lone alpaca than carry on as myself in the world of chaos and politics. They say dreams really do come true and I used to doubt that until I played this game. It has opened my eyes to the opportunities that I haven't had before. I now know what I must do. I must comsume all other humans to gain the ability to evolve. It is only natural.

I really like this game, the songs are fun to listen to and the art style is really funny. The part I like the most is what the Alpaca will look like in the next elvolution. The guys or girls who made this game didn't even try to make it logical what the next evolution whould be, they just random stuff making the alpaca (stupid &) funny looking. Good job on making thi s game funny and very apealing. I find it kind of hard becuase there isn't much in the game but eating other alpaca. Thanks for making the game!!! -Double thumbs up!

This game doesn't have lots of depth to it but I like that. It's not that complicated, yet it's still enjoyable. I think the intervals of the evolution process are perfect. Not too much, not too little. This game is a time waster but it's not bad. Some games can be time wasters and plain boring but I don't think this game is half bad.

There should be a Button with a plus symbol on it that you press to spawn the alpaca. The way it is you have to wait like two minutes for anything to spawn or you have to watch and ad to spaw the max number but you can eat the max number in about 8 seconds and then you have to wait again

I was boned up from start to finish. This game has opened up a new realm of pleasure and sexuality into my life. Never have I experienced true orgasm like this before. I make my wife dress up like a llama and beat dem yeeks until they purple because I am the king llama and I need dat good to survive. I am the top Llama. I am Llama king. I am llama god.

I was looking for alpaca games and I found this one it doesn't tell you how to play but I found out how. When it says 0/100 it starts getting SOOOO WEIRD. IT TURNS INTO THIS UGLY THING THEN INTO A BLOB.

Unless you're super bored and want to waste your time then this is for you. If you want to save brain cells don't download went only to secound evolution and removed it.

Why do the alpaca continue to graze in my pasture? Why are they so indifferent to the slaughter of their kind that goes on around them? These are the thoughts i think as i make my way to godhood.

I was homeless obese and all skin and bones. Nobody liked me, my mom disowned me. But then, I found this app.all of a sudden I was rolling in millions like it was nothing. I got all the ladies and my mom for once actually accepted me! Get this app!!!!!!!

The game may suck at first because it takes time, but its good to check on every once in a while and is fun to watch your alpaca evolve.

Really fun but the ads are intolerable. Would be annoying but reasonable if it was just the ads at the bottom of the screen OR the periodical popups, but both is excessive.

This game was surprisingly very funny and still continues to amuse me. I have been hoked on the game since i got it and find myself playing it on car journeys and just relaxing.

It's a simple clicker (kind of...) that always keeps you clicking to find out what's next! But I will admit it was a tad young humour but I'm loving it!

Hilarious but i think waiting around for alpacas to keep spawning gets a bit tedious after a while. There should be more to the game than waiting and double clicking maybe like other monsters to fight or the army trying to take him down?

It's great. You get to become the alpaca lord and kill the alpaca stripper angels. You become strong enough to defeat god himself. You will rule the world and become all there is and ever will be.

The game has you play an alpaca that slowly turns and morphs into... Just play, and you'll understand the strangeness this has you craving for more features of WTF.

I did not Like the game lots of ads popped up and #WEIRD GAME

Sat through 3 painfully long evolutions and many subsequent evolutions with a supposed 'mutation' chance. But of course nothing happens

It's a good game but people made ripoff to get more money. Example: octopus evolution. It got popular from pewdiepie

I thought it evolved into a alpaca but it grows heads and in the 9th evolution stage it was getting weirder can you make your new games like this

Not a well made game at all but couldn't stop playing it. Interesting but scary at the same time

this is occupying all of my time. what has life become but a neverending cycle of fighting alpacas.

This game is clearly a masterpiece. Never fails to make me laugh

Alpaca absorbed God, since he was useless... Now it is the new ruler of everything, It commands you to download and play this game.

So gross but so nice, i feel all my sorrows draining away as i see the alpaca evolve. I'm so happy

This is terrifiying. My god I am scared for life. Jesus. Christ.

I don't like how once you get to a certain point it takes longer for the alpacas to appear and that you can't still absorb normal alpacas once you get to that stage. other than that I think it is awesome and I totally recommend installing it

This game makes you want to say what the heck but its so addicting, i died laughing when i opened the app

I love almost all of the evolution games. If you hate it.... if u h8 it u r just totally crazi.

The one stage is very weird and so do all of them....this game should be rated ages 18+ instead of just "teen".

This might look like the dumbest game but it is so addicting! I freaking love it.

This game is clearly a masterpiece. Never fails to make me laugh

It's a good game but people made ripoff to get more money. Example: octopus evolution. It got popular from pewdiepie

I have no clue why I gave you guys only one ☆ but I slapped myself 4 times for the ones you deserved

Its fun funny and time consuming get it? CONSUMING XD I CANT HELP MYSELF

I shall smack an alpaca one day. But anyways it's very addicting.

It's pretty fun and a great. Weird. Way to pass time. Have fun explaining it to your friends :'D

This game would be cool, but after a certain point, alpacas stop respawning unless you watch a 30 second ad. The respawn gives you like 5-10 or so more, and then you have to go through another ad. Essentially, you spend more time watching ads than playing a game.

Not for children but me love this love this love life is dead play this game even children. This makes sense!?

Loved the game addicting as he'll spent hours beating the game.