My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet

My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet Free Game

Rated 3.89/5 (12,814) —  Free Android application by Tapps Games

About My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet

Meet your Derp: NOT the cute lovely boring virtual pet you are used to. Be prepared for some action while you take care of him in this impossible and weird adventure. Derp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you can't even imagine! Can you keep him alive?

Try to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra careful: accidents such as a huge fire or a bug attack will put Derp's little life at risk all the time, and it's your job to protect him!

But don't get too sad when Derp dies, his life will end eventually. So, YOLO! Play with him, bang his head against a brick wall and make sure he makes the most out of his (short) messy troubled life! Another one is just around the corner and your crazy and very difficult journey will begin again. Nurse this yucky strange virtual pet and compete with yourself for higher scores!

HIGHLIGHTS
• Easy to play but very hard to master
• Follow Derp's development from an egg to an adult Derp
• Fill the collection of pictures that keeps track of Derp's ups and downs
• Earn coins and buy stuff from the market to feed, clean and heal Derp
• Quick play: it is very hard to maintain Derp's life in a challenging time and activities management game
• Deal with crisis situations by using the correct items from the market, as the bucket of water and insecticide
• Prove yourself rapid and resilient by putting up to all Derp's eschatological funny life

May your Derp's memory never be forgotten!

Please note! This game is free to play, but it contains items that can be purchased for real money. Some features and extras mentioned in the description may also have to be purchased for real money.

How to Download / Install

Download and install My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet version 1.0.3 on your Android device!
Downloaded 500,000+ times, content rating: Not rated
Android package: br.com.tapps.myderp, download My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet.apk

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Game History & Updates

Name changed  Name changed! My Derp - A Stupid Virtual Pet now is known as My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet.
Version update My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet was updated to version 1.0.3
More downloads  My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet reached 500 000 - 1 000 000 downloads
Version update My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet was updated to version 1.0.1

What are users saying about My Derp - The World's Dumbest Virtual Pet

Y70%
by Y####:

AHHHH I LOVE TAPPS GAMES I LITERALLY DOWNLOADED EVERY SINGLE TAPPS GAMES EXCEPT FOR SOME BECAUSE NO STORAGE BUT WHEN I GET MY NEW PHONE IM GONNA DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING BUT THIS IS MY FAVOURITE

Z70%
by Z####:

Maybe you could add more hunger because I always died of starvation and never of anything else. You could also make the graphics better because in the hit the box game it shakes than when I stop clicking I still get hurt and than I die of starvation because I have no money

C70%
by C####:

This Derp is sooo funny! But at the same time it is so frustrating. I want my Derp to live faster !!!!(-ω- )

Y70%
by Y####:

It was a little to easy to kill him and need to give more money every level up. Other than that the game was fantastic

J70%
by J####:

This game is too good to be true! I'm truly addicted to the point where I didn't even want to write a review cuz it would take time off of game time but the derp wants a little too much food I'm not demanding a change, but I'd recommend it also things are a little too expensive... Ten coins for one cheese doodle?!

Y70%
by Y####:

I just hate losing. My derp only last for 5 minutes!

S70%
by S####:

This is the best game ever I recommend that you get it

Y70%
by Y####:

Its very challenging and advance. Its funny and cute. Its also surprising to know that if you don't take care of him or have enough money to buy things he need he will die.

Y70%
by Y####:

Really hard to keep alive... I LOVE IT!!! Only thing I'd say to improve is to have you start with more money.

Y70%
by Y####:

This was so cool!But it is hard at the same time. I would highly recommend playing "my derp".It is an amazing game.You will need to be very fast in order to win the game .As I said before that I really think you should get this game! It is free,but there are some inapp purchases to get gems to revive your derp.This is a very cool game.

P70%
by P####:

This game is awesome!!! Could you make it suitable for kids too because this game would be really good for them. Don't get rid of anything in this game it's awesome!

Y70%
by Y####:

its hard to reach the adult stage I only reach teen then it died

Q70%
by Q####:

It's TOO halairious I wouldn't stop laughing because of this game it's so funny and fun!!!

Y70%
by Y####:

Pretty hard to get the hang of. Until you realize it was meant to be frustrating. like a child is to a parent. Only amplified and expedited 10x

Y70%
by Y####:

It really depends on what your "virtual pet" description is. I personally disliked the derp dieing so fast. It kinda made me frustrated.

L70%
by L####:

It's is the best game ever i love it i watched dantdm play it but I got the game before i watched him play it i love ot so much more than dantdm and clash royal i said that clash royal was the best game ever but i guess i was wrong i love this game so much i was so wrong i could play this all day and everyday it is that fun i even love it more than spongebob witch i keep spongebob on when i sleep this was so long but it is really the best game ever i just love it so much.

Y70%
by Y####:

The is to annoying that I let it die on purposes jeese cartoon s character s

Y70%
by Y####:

I like this game a lot. It is a really good time waster. When I'm bored. I just go and play this game.

F70%
by F####:

I think this is really cute and a good way to use up some time if you have alot of extra, and it's very challenging and funny

Y70%
by Y####:

I love this game for the soul purpose of the app... BEACUSE ITS FUNNY!!!

B70%
by B####:

Short and amazing!! I love the way you have to let him die so you can learn how to prevent it or be lucky and prevent him first time. But I had a struggle trying to find out how to hit the coin box above his head...I think that was just me tho!

Y70%
by Y####:

I stayed alive for about 7-8 min but it's gets really hard as you go on mine died because he set on fire and I didn't have that many deep coins to buy the bucket UGH!!!

Y70%
by Y####:

I love this game but I can never keep my derp alive!! It always seems to die of starvation!! Would give it five stars if it didn't die so fast. But overall I really like it. It's hilarious!! PS. Too much poop!!

B70%
by B####:

This app is amazing and I recommend it to anyone who is up for a challenge. This is a great way to pass time. Plus, it doesn't give you notifications like every other game does. I have a suggestion though. You should have a little thing on your screen saying he is about to die and what he will die from. What does it mean when he smiles really big? Is he going to die of going insane or something? Anyway, great game!

X70%
by X####:

At first it was boring but then after playing for a while it became pretty addictive. Each time he dies you find out new strategies to keep him alive for a long time. My only problems are the spider kills him too fast, he gets hungry too fast, and it's hard to get lots of coins. Other than that, nice game. I have made it to ultimate derp!

Y70%
by Y####:

It's a pretty fun, short and repetitive game. If they could add more mini games that'd be good too. Tapping the box gets kinda stale

P70%
by P####:

It's really fun but hard at the same time which I think is amazing because a lot of people like challenges including me but after it's kinda boring. So if you keep playing you would get the hang of it and have fun again BTW I only gone up to level 8 which I'm proud of even if that's not as high as yours. BYE

Y70%
by Y####:

Who would take care of this poor diffenceless little creature everyone has to keep this pet alive. Whoever made this game thank you for making this game and try to make it better if you can and thanks for reading and have a great day bye!!

R70%
by R####:

Awesome game that keeps my 5 year old & 3 year old boys entertained. They were ok with it dying after I explained the game to them, they undertood & expected it to die,lol!

G70%
by G####:

It's an awesome, fun and addicting game. I came here because I saw DanTDM do a video of this. I think it's a really hard yet fun game and would totally love more!

D70%
by D####:

I saw this game played by DanTDM, and I thought it was amazing. I bought it, but I think derp dude dies way too fast. I mean, I know you put it in the title, BUT SRSLY. That's a huge ISSUE. Otherwise, I think this is a great game!

Y70%
by Y####:

THEY KEEP DYING!!!!! But apart from that its fun but hard. I think u should improve the way it dies so it can be a bit less stressing. But i like it :)

N70%
by N####:

This is a very addicting game after you play it for a while! My eyes stuck to the screen after I played this! Also a good time killer.

Z70%
by Z####:

even though he has died a lot it's still a good game

Z70%
by Z####:

It is so fun cute and challenging a great time speeder

C70%
by C####:

Very addictive, haha I play all day and night

Z70%
by Z####:

Its so funny I got to the adult durp but as soon as I got to it he died

Z70%
by Z####:

It is so fun and diffucult at the same time

R70%
by R####:

My deep died after literally two minutes. They get sick way to easily and it's impossible to take care of them. It's not really that fun because there's not anything to do except feed it and give it medicine. There should also be an actual mini game involved because it's really boring. Honestly, I expected more from this.

Z70%
by Z####:

I love this game but I can never keep my derp alive!! It always seems to die of starvation!! Would give it five stars if it didn't die so fast. But overall I really like it. It's hilarious!! PS. Too much poop!!


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