Unbalanced Platformer

Ever wonder how game developers balance their game?

This is actually just a very generic and simple platformer game. And have only one level. But unfortunately, this game is made by a very lazy programmers. He is too lazy to balance the level.

So, it's now your turn to do his job and also complete the only one level in this game! And feel the maximum boredom & frustration!!

Game Features:
1. Extremely high replay value... Yeah no doubt about it, as you'll replay the only one level again and again. LOL
2. Cute one eyed creature.
3. Shiny deadly spikes.
4. A lot of pink thingy.
5. Local leaderboard, compete with yourself...
6. Maximum frustration and boredom. Flappy bird is for noob.
7. err...
8. Only one level... Heck, how many times I said about that?