Worlds Smallest Violin

With this app, I no longer need to portray sympathy, and pretend I care. No more wasting time lying to make someone "feel better". The app does it all for me, so we can get back to more important things. :)

Best app ever, I use it all the time when my friends start in on their incessant fml complaining. It lets them know exactly how much I care. I love this app, and usually the first app I redownload with every new phone. :-)

The people whining here need to have this played to them. App does exactly what it needs to!

Bomb app. It's fuckin comedy during a friend's story. Lol

Everyone laughed...except for my boss who was whinging at the time. Thankfully I still have a job.

Little bit of delay when you tap the screen. Does exactly what it advertises and is way too funny when timed appropriately.

Cute idea, but if you look closely, you realize it is actually a cello! A violin has a chin rest. There is no chin rest on this "violin"!

When I hear my other half start to whine I play this for him. Hilarious!!!

I have used this thing for years now. Great for mocking people.

This is funny stuff. I use it all the time when my friends start wining. It makes everyone laugh.

The ONLY thing this needs is a widget for speed of use. Otherwise, perfect.

This does nothing but make one song for 15 secs. All I can see on the screen are fingers with icky skin......

As soon as someone starts complaining at work, I pull out my phone to blast the world's smallest violin.

Keeps repeating 10 sec or less of the same piece

Or had animated It would get 5 stars....

Trash. Useless and leaves its icon behind in apps list after uninstall

Every time I play this my cat gets really sad and concerned. She'll try to comfort me until I stop playing this tiny violin. I feel bad but it's also very cute. I could see this being helpful if I need to find her or get her out from under my couch again.

If you're not rating this a 5, either your phone doesn't work, or you just don't get it. Genius! Brilliant! Really stops the "Debbie Downers" right in their tracks, mid-sentence. LOL! Awesome app!

Give em a soundtrack to make it rain.

Excellent for whiners.

Get many whiners so I can play the sad tunes.

Best app ever, I use it all the time when my friends start in on their incessant fml complaining. It lets them know exactly how much I care. I love this app, and usually the first app I redownload with every new phone. :-)

Perfect! I love it! Great for the whinning friends.

Played during the kings last regular season game. Worked was expected

Is this just a picture... Cuz that's not what I really expected. But interesting

Does not work no sound for me

Great app! Some rate it low because they don't get the joke. Use this for their crying. lol

But please change the icon and create a widget.:-)

I've had this app on my tablet for three years. Today was the first time that I used it. Now all of my friends have downloaded it onto their phones. You're welcome. :-)

Would be better if the hand moved. Good for people who always has a sob story to tell. Works good on Samsung Moment

Lol all the ppl rating 1star don't understand the concept behind this joke.

For all of those who think its pointless, or dont get, its pretty funny. Basically, it points out how overdramatic people are.!=D

Hilarious, whenever my 7 year old starts moaning about something I play this, he either burst's out laughing or goes up the wall. Either way I'm laughing!

I think that it should be able to be played more than once without having 2 close the app and then opening it. But this app is good.

Completely & utterly pointless, but fun to pull out & annoy someone.

I think its funny.when my daughter is sad I put it on

I could literally use this app all day long.

This is great!!!! When I go back off the app the audio keeps playing

This app is perfect! I play it every time Trevor complains how tired he is!

Great! Simple yet elegant way to make a point.