The worst gifts advisor

Possibly the world's worst gift advisor ever and you probably shouldn't use it..... But hey, just sit back and enjoy the beautiful (terrible) animations if all else fails!

Our potential market include people being mind controlled, aliens, total basket cases and most of all people that don't actually want good advice.

If you are looking for an App that will sooner tell you to buy a Banana shelving unit as opposed to that nice new Rolex watch then you are at the right place. However if Pancake briefcases and furnace mushroom storage isn't your thing then back away now!

You use this app at your own risk; it has been designed to be god awful in look and feel.... You have been warned!

I do promise to keep updating it with ever great advice and animations.....As much as needed.