Matt Hancock MP

Soon, the internet as we know it will end- for nothing else will be needed apart from matt and his app. Has literally changed my life, because I won't be getting those minutes back

"Unfortunately, Matt Hancock has stopped." which is a shame because, from what I hear, this is set to replace Facebook - friendlier, less ads, and a generally all round good guy.

Suddenly stopped working, even after password reset. Reinstalled, tried new password still an error keeps occurring. Fix it.

A journey in narcissism, political polydactilism, and as far from embracing the real people as West Suffolk is from Westminster.

It just seems a bit pointless, alt of features don't work and you can't delete an account

This app is a kind of allegory for the shattered political system people of my age have been forced to grow up with. I've had every comment I made on this (cr)app censored whilst gifs of naked ladies' bottoms being spanked were left for all to see. I just had a notification to say Matt had posted about 100yrs of Women's Suffrage, which lead me to discover I'd been locked out of the app completely and silenced forever but then we all know Tories deal in soundbites not irony. Now I'll never know if Stephen Fry accepted my friend request, the absolute only reason I'd recommend this app - ah well, there's always this crazy new idea called social media. This overblown ego trip will be Handcock's Half Hour. I lost count of the times I read,' Matt Handcock stopped working' but it was enough to make me realise that the Matt Handcock app, with all its blank, inhuman coldness, glitches & bloated self-interest, must be working perfectly.

People have long debated the best social media app. However the Matt Hancock app rings as champion of the universe

Twice as cute as Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp and four times as fun to play.

This makes facebook and twitter look pretty rubbish - Matt Hancock is the future

Good dating app but only seems to have one other person on it and he's a bloke?

The developer is not registered for data protection. Privacy it the window!

Just like any other app you have just much much better thank you Matt Hancock

Matt Hancock is a complete tool for social media communication.

A bit like grinder, but with only one person

Would be good be Matt is Tory scum

Stupid

I didn't even realise I wanted to live in Suffolk until I installed MattsApp but now I feel like I am missing a politico-cultural-social revolution!! I was looking for WhatsApp but I can't spell. WhatsApp seems irrelevant now that I can see a video of Matt introducing his app (Matt - you actually made me jump). I feel proud that I helped to create this and have a sudden urge to earn more tax as a result. I am trying to work out why, when I squeeze my Pixel, Matt doesn't giggle. He does wink though, in sure of it, he was looking right at me.

GAHG! *** Word of warning *** Most apps will silently show you usually three swipable cards of handy getting-to-know information. Unfortunately this is Matt Hancock MP (the app) where such conventions are ignored. Instead - without any prior warning - you're treated to an auto-playing video introduction by Matt Hancock MP (the politician). I'm now sufficiently traumatised that I'll have to get rid of Matt Hancock MP (the app).

Seem to have been banned just for having the username "MattHancockMP" with a profile picture of Knuckles from the popular Sonic franchise, and then posting to ask "who's still up" at 4:30am. No way to log in or message my friends in the app any more. Disappointed.

I installed this app and suddenly found I'd developed a strange new hatred of the homeless, anyone vulnerable and the NHS. I would literally find letters, signed by me, addressed to local councils asking to cut social budgets, to destroy communities and implement hard ideological austerity policies for the poor whilst allowing the wealth of the richest to double... It was an awful time. Luckily, as soon as I uninstalled the app everything returned to normal. I'd say, be safe, best to avoid.

The fatal bugs on this app immediately bricked my new top of the range Samsung Galaxy and I am now having to use an old Motorola Razr. As the Director and lead programmer of a major Silicon Roundabout startup working exclusively with the Android platform this has caused me immense difficulty professionally, but it was definitely worth it as I'm a big Matt Hancock fan.

Come, look at an app developed by the UK's censor-in-chief who has written huge discrimination against sexual minorities into law with a delusion plan to make it work!

I have now deleted all the other apps on my phone and insist that any future contact from friends and family arrives via the medium of Matt Hancock gifs.

This app is like MySpace. I hope his peers don't all jump on the band wagon!

Matt Zuckerberg could you please advise me how I could invest in this, sorry I mean the future.

I just cant get enough of the cock

This app is all you need. Once you go Hancock you never go back.

Please stop.

I opened this app to find MPs flooding from my screen, and all of them useless..... What is really needed is better MPs, not "better connected" ones. Well at least it gives the hackers a target, I am sure very soon it will be full of inappropriate content (like most current MPs....) LLAP

All my kids were on this so I got it to check it was safe. Not only child friendly but brilliant fun for all the family. You'll almost forget the government is driving us off a cliff to please xenophobes. Seven stars

I've just deleted my Facebook account, I won't be using it anymore, since I now have the Matt Hancock app. I could've just visited this MPs Facebook page; but that wouldn't have suited his ego. Is it April the 1st? What a wonderful way of wasting taxpayers money. At least it is in facebook blue.

This is by far the best Tapas bar in Manchesters Northern Quarter. The food is fantastic and service is usually speedy, though I have had a few run-ins with a waitress who INSISTS on smoking indoors, even while serving. The 3 for £10 menu is to die for though, and if you can stomach the stench of tobacco following the aforementioned staff member, you're sure to have a great night

Brilliant, just like Facebook, but without the dangers of Facebook. There's no danger of cyber bullying because there are almost no users. However just like Facebook, there is a worry that this may be used to influence elections.

I'm a little disappointed with the dull, non-reflective finish of the Matt Hancock app. I think a Gloss Hancock app would better suit my needs.

Was searching for an app featuring the late, great Tony Hancock but will have to make do with this. Not much comedy but plenty of riveting news about rising broadband speeds in the West Suffolk area.

Matt promised us a live stream but we haven't had one yet. Sad.

A very boring and useless app A very boring and useless MP.

Best App Ever. All my Matt Hancock needs in one place.

This app asks the user not what the Rt. Hon. Matt Hancock, MP can do for West Suffolk, but what West Suffolk can do for the Rt. Hon. Matt Hancock, MP.

I am totally replacing MySpace in my life with Matt Hancock