Skull Trumpet Soundboard

It's got everything I need in life. After my family abandoned me I found that I had a gap in my life. I discovered this magical app, downloaded it, and started the doots. Now I have a penthouse apartment, more money than I'd ever be able to spend, and a closet full of doot.

This app is definitely NOT FOR KIDS! I was very spooked when the dooting started, as a skeleton jumped to the sounds of the doots and is now holding my body hostage. 10/10 PLEASE kill me

I used to be delusional and I had amnesia. I forgot everything I learned in school and was failed several times. I was considering ending my life because I didn't have anything else to do with it and I thought it was meaningless. My family hated me and all my friends left me with nothing left. Then I pressed the glorious golden button of doots. With one doot my memory was restored. I remembered everything I learned, became a scholar in Yale and have millions of friends. I'm not delusional, my family finally loves me and this guy gave me hug and I realized he was the most wanted man ever for thousands of crimes so I held him there while I called the police to arrest him and I was rewarded several billion dollars. Thank you Mr.Skeletal, and may the doots be with you all.

Until last seek. I was addicted to heroine. Then I found this app and it has turned my life around. Im now clean, living in my own house with my beautiful family. I got my job back and everything is back to normal. I am SO thankful to Skull Trumpet SoundBoard. Thank you again.

This is the most meaningful app I have ever had. However, it would be nice, if when you spammed the button if it had faster doots, and not just quick broken ones. But it's so meaningful and amazing anyways. It touches my soul somehow.

One day during my mental breakdown after praising lord shrek. I was loading my shotgun readying myself to join shrek in his swamp. When I heard a doot from my phone. It beckoned me and i listened now I am a general in the skeltal army and i spoop all the shreks and donkeys in the swamp. Now i boned fiona and cinderella so they are skeltals. My life has never peaked like this before and glad im not a shrek disciple.

I just couldn't understand it. Everyday I thanked Mr. Skeltal and did my best to become spoopier everyday. But still I suffered from weak bones and an embarrassing calcium deficiency. So I talked with my doctor and he recommended this Skull Trumpet Sound Board in addition to my daily regimen. Now, two months later, I can definitely tell a change in my life. Where I once barely passed for 2spoopy4me, I'm definitely 3spooky5me! And every day is simply getting better and better! Thank you Skull Trumpet Sound Board and thank you, Mr. Skeltal!

Greatest app of all time literally saved my life! I was walking home when I suddenly I was hit by a bus and was put in a coma. But when this app went doot doot I woke up, had a wife and cured cancer!

Not for the faint of heart. I got super spooked when I pressed the button and the skeleton did a little "doot-doot". I've seen many dooting skeletals in my lifetime. This is the spookiest. Yet, I found inspiration in this. I was going through some dark times in my life. This app was what turned me around. Thank you, Mr. Skeletal. Thank you for the 5-star spook. I wish I could rate higher that a 5/5 because this app deserves it.

I used to hate myself and was on the verge of killing myself, my family didnt love and hated me with a passion but then I found this app. Every since I pressed the button my family has prasied me as a god they ask will I ever be as great as you and I say no because I am the greatest.

It's a button that makes a noise. It works. The only reason I rated it three stars is because it asks me to rate it every time I open the app despite already having rated it, which is annoying.

This app, without going through even one layer of irony, has been helping me cope with everything that's wrong with my life. I am on the verge of failing my university year, and have not had a significant other in 2 years. However, those things are nowhere near as important as good bones & calcium. You can't grab a pen or stand up properly, let alone attend a university course at all without good bones - and you certainly can't have an intimate relationship without good bones. For every doot you make on this app, not only do you give yourself good bones & calcium; you also give someone else in the world the same.

No ads, no unnecessary features, just the image, a button and the doot. 11/10

One feature I did not enjoy was the rate us question and when you press remind me later it should stop for a day or two.

I was a homeless man living on rain water on the street and the occasional bread crumb that was left by passerbys, I was going nowhere in life and was awaiting my final hours when I decided to download this app, now I am wealthy and living in a mansion with 5 wives and a successful business and it is all thanks to this app!

Free will is a myth, religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes, the DNA of the soul.

I used to collect bottles on the street and get 5 cents off of them, then I found this mysterious app that tooted so hard i instantly got all the hoes, thanks for making this app my life is now better thanks to you guys.

Spooky scary skeletons Send shivers down your spine Shrieking skulls will shock your soul Seal your doom tonight Spooky scary skeletons Speak with such a screech You'll shake and shudder in surprise When you hear these zombies shriek We're so sorry skeletons You're so misunderstood You only want to socialize But I don't think we should Cause spooky scary skeletons Shout startling shrilly screams They'll sneak from their sarcophagus And just won't leave you be Spirits supernatural.......

This app has pulled me out of my crippling depression, I am now the proud owner of several companies and have several wives and several childrens.

Out from the dark a doot appeared it reached put to me and pulled me into the light it was my savior and now I am apart of the covenant of the darkdoot blade

There's flaw tho. When I spam doots the doot resets whenever I do another doot. So only one doot at a time. :(

This app does everything it says it will. And more. When I first found this app I was in a really dark place. My wife had just left me, my job fired me, my dog died, my truck just threw a rod, and the whole trailer park burned down. I was hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. I had nothing. I was browsing the internet on my government phone (thanks, Obama!) looking for anything to help when there it was. I had found it. Skull Trumpet Sound Board ft. Mr. Skeltal. I immediately installed it and I've never looked back. I went to my boss and pulled out my phone. He said "why are you here, I fired you!" I booted up Skull Trumpet Sound Board ft. Mr. Skeltal and with one doot doot I had his job. I then went to see my wife and estranged children. She cursed at me but then one doot doot from Mr. Skeltal I had her falling into my arms and my kid's love. My dog rose from the grave and I don't need the trailer park since I doot dooted a real estate agent and now live in the Taj Mahal.

I can't describe to you the passion with which I feel for this app. Dooting whenever I want, whenever I want has only gained me favor with the great Skully in the Void. Bless

I think this app should be preinstalled to every phone. There's just something magical in dooting up a girl or ending a won argument with Mr. Skeltal's special.

Every time you open the app it asks you to rate it, so I'm hoping that by doing so it will stop.

This app saved me various times from those updoot in 1 second posts because I could always turn to the real Mr skeletal and he would always tell me that I didn't need to updoot for proper calciums he was always there for me when noone else was

This is the best game/song on the market. The second I installed it I felt accomplished so I insist on you trying this app

DO UR DOOT-Y & keep play store SPOOKY. Good bones and calcium will come to you. If you write thank Mr Skeletal in the review section.

This is one of the best mobile games ever. Great story, outstanding graphics, amazing characters, and much, much more! 10/10 Would recommend! P.S. I love the part where DOOT.

This app saved me from crippling depression!!!! I was going to kill myself but then I found this app and it saved me...Thank you "Old America" for this app.

I had nightmares for years after downloading this app

This is the best app I have ever used so far in my life!

Absolutely brilliant. This could be the key to world problems. This is gods creation, no, this skeleton. This skeleton is god.

I had the gun at my head, about to pull the trigger, then I heard it Doot.

Thank you Mr.Skeletal doot simple as that for all those 1 stars out there you better thank Mr.Skeletal or you won't have strong bones in the future

It made me smile while being in a very sad mood

Number one Skelton doot doot riot app in his....story about a little white skin'm'bones Trumper down in Ol' Leezyaymuh. If your life is better than the life of your 3 most distant acquaintances then this app might just have the doots you need to equal the score....cards against huge manatees is not nearly as accurate when it comes to skeletal and animal band simulations. I hope to assimilate again DO WANT YOU WANT DOOTS ON DOOTS ON DOOTS ON LOOT.

The best app ever. I was considering dropping out of college when this app came into my life and totally turned my grades around. Also some random guy gave me a massive bag of weed for no reason so I reported him to the police and he got put in jail and I got a hefty reward. Also my scores on Candy Crush have never been higher

The best app on the market. I was in the middle of a dark time in my life, when, as I slipped the noose around my neck, a sound came from my phone... "Doot." The app was calling me. I yanked the rope off my throat and sprang to my feet, sobbing. It was over, I realized, for that little yellow button is the very source of joy and feeling in the world. I cannot thank the creators enough for putting the pieces of my life back together.

I was just finishing school which I succed at and had a crippling depression. My life were looking horrible until I found this app. This app made me super strong I could quickscope like da best I've gained knowledge about the illuminatri and cured my cancer dis app is very gud 11/10- ign