Vaporwave Aesthetics

Within seconds this app fixed everything that was wrong with my life. It's glorious wisdom entered me through my third eye, which I can still feel tingling, and rearranged my DNA to make me a better, more complete person. I lay here now in bed excited to begin a new day with my new found powers. I can feel it from head to toe. I will continue to use this app until I transcend conciseness into eternalness. Now excuse me, I must return to its perfectness, as I can feel my third eye closing.

This was exactly not what I was looking for. BUT I LOVED IT. Changed me completely. It was like a plastic surgery for my entire life. I am living in my dream now. I realized that I needed this app for my soul and mental peace. And this app is really useful even without life changing effects. I was diagnosed with stage 3 cancer and I am healed now thanks to this app. Also when ur mate smokes all ur weed and u tell him dont give one then he sleeps with ur mom then u give one in todays modern society then u go to ur phone and open this app to relax and suicide.

Everyone on here is correct in saying this application will change your life. I no longer fear death. I no longer need love. I float through the cosmics of space time. Life in the vapor-wave is the secret to enlightenment. Only those with the highest levels of intellectual electricity will benefit from this trancendental evolution vapor-wave worm hole. Time travel is real.

You may be skeptical about this app, but rest assured, this app was likely created by God himself. It takes you into an elevated state of mind. You learn the meaning of life and you become the most intelligent man in the universe. It's like dying while being alive. It's like you meet Josh Peck from 2004 and he marries you

I can now sleep peacefully knowing I have this app. It cured my paranoia! The app is also educational, seeing how it taught me a lesson in art and really helped me develop an appreciation for it. Thank you for all you've done, this app is truly life changing.

Fixed our relationship! Before I got this app, Me and my girlfriend had to been struggling to get along. After my pastor recomended this app I decided to get it. I had nothing to lose. Well its been 2 months since i downloaded it. I've used it regularly. My life has changed just ask my girlfriend. We are engaged now and all is well. Highly recomend this!

I CAN SEE AGAIN!! Ever since I was born I have been legally blind, only seeing black every day of my life. Never being able to nourish my eyes with the wonders of color, and the beautiful face of my love. I was going to need eye transplant surgery which would have costed me to sell my house and my car. Little did I know the answer was here all along! This app has given me hope to go on, thank you.

After downloading this I couldn't even open it. The moment I saw the jazz icon in the application list, it was realized that something beyond human comprehension was lurking within. No longer do i need aesthetics, nor a phone. This is my final review. This is life changing.

I took my hat off for this app. God knows this app has changed my life. I can see things clearly, have proceeded in my career and stuff. I still haven't been able to find my hat but hey, who cares? It'll pop out of somewhere while I'm chilling out with this app! 5/5

This app absolutely saved my life, for 13 years I have been depressed and tried to commit suicide 3 time, then I found Vaporwave Aesthetics. I would be dead if it weren't for this app the theme of everything makes me feel alive again. Thank you I owe you my life

Hey you baboons... the lyric isn't, "It's all in your head." The lyrics is, "It's all in your hands." The name of the song for christ's sake is IT'S YOUR MOVE. I've made up my mind, time is running out. Do you understand? It's all in your hands, IT'S YOUR MOVE

Wow. Words cannot describe how much this app has changed me. I lost 15 pounds and I can even levitate now. I was going through so many problems and they all just disappeared once I started using this app. I would highly recommend this app to anyone seeking to achieve enlightenment and master the universe and fully baste turkey legs with multiple different flavors.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED. THIS APP SAVED MY LIFE. IT HELPS ME RELAX, SLEEP, FOCUS AND DOZE OFF. I DON'T RATE MANY APPS IF AT ALL, BUT THIS """DESERVED""" IT

This app has changed my life. I used to be a loser who would always go to church and pray to god, then I discovered this app! I now realize I am god, and I've just bern praying to myself this whole time. I now meditate with this app for 14 hours a day.

Thank u vaporwave Aesthetics! you have made me a man again. Before vaporwave experience i was incontinent and could not read. Now my life has been completely changed! #life #cure #newman

I absolutely love this app. Changed my life, I've been a drug addict for the past 14 years of my life. I'd do just about anything for some meth. But now I feel so enlighten! Over the course of 8 days I've got my life on track. Got my kids back, new job, new living situation and even my dead dog is back to join in all this joy of pure enlightenment.

I bought this on sale in a mall that's now abandoned and it was worth every penny! The last app you'll ever need. You have to use it for at least 420 seconds every day to see any tangible effects but well worth the patience.

Beutiful. A true masterpiece. What the smart phone was made for. The scone I turned this second coming of Christ on the lights in my room turned purple and columns sprouted out of the floor as I fell asleep. Perfect

This amazing app changed my life before I even opened it! I now have a 4.0 GPA, 20 jobs lined up in the 6 figure salary range and my crippling depression seasoned with self doubt disappeared!!1 amazeballs

This app helps me fall asleep at night. I use this app to cure the tears I have over my pet ferrets suicide last year. I used to have crippling depression before this app, and I still do. Praise Jesus for this application.

This app gives me hope, this app shows me that everything is going to be ok, everything is going to work out. My life has taken a bit of a downturn recently and I have been very scared. I have mdd and I felt like my life was going backwards. This app took away any sense of fear and gave me hope for the future. Thank you. Everybody, please love yourself. We are all one, and if everyone learns to love themselves the world becomes love.

Wow. Absolutely shocked. I cannnot belive this cured my crippling depression. I am speechless. Wow. It felt like harambe was still there with me... Thanks Vaporwave aesthetics!

WOW!! This app gave me a new purpose in lyf before i was bullied by some people in our school and now i was bullied by ALL people in our school. THANK YOU. a e s t h e t i c s you gave my lyf a whole new meaning 10/10 would recommend it

I honestly don't know why people find this life changing. I'm just seeing weird crap all over my screen and some Japanese texts that say 'God is dead' or something like that

am i doing something wrong? everyone says their lives have changed and I'm just seeing pictures

At the time that I downloaded this app, I had what is known as tiny holes in my bones, but guess what you idiot, now because of this application I know longer have any more of Tony Holes in my bones. I had been struggling with thoughts of suicide but I only want to die now. I only want to die now. I only want to diE THANKS VAPORWAVE AESTHETICS

It's pretty weird but funny. I'm not going to keep it because I don't see why but it is trippy.

Every day I wake from my somewhat disgruntled slumber to turn on this app. I awake, turn it on and on it stays all day! Till my phone is dead! Greatest app ever to say the least HA

Yes yes, we all know this app is great just don't overdo it. I fell asleep to it one night and ODed, my roommates found me in a haze of the purest vapor ever seen, also I was carving up my dog into the statue of David. With this app every night is a new adventure!

At first when I downloaded the app, I thought it could be a hidden gem because I was in the market for a good fun app to download. Little did I know I found something with a deep meaning and an explination and understanding how life is with technology arising and how mankind is soon on the brink of our own destruction. It depicts the past present and future of mankind. It's all in your head.

Dumbest app in the world. I was a bit confused on why the reviews were so great for an app that does absolutely nothing. Would be a negative 5 ???? if possible

Thank you Vaporwave Aesthetics. Before knowing this app, my life was boring and basic you could say. Nothing made me happy but now I feel like a new person, it's like Jesus had pity of me and finally decided to set me free with this.

Finally a chill app that everyone can enjoy. At first I wasn't sure how such a popular app could make so many dreams reality for everyone but now I understand. Make a move and get this app before your time runs out. It's all in your hands!

Before this app, I was unable to become pregnant. Now I am the proud father of six iridescent beams of light who are currently teaching me the secrets of interdimensional travel. Would be five stars but the evidence for Supersymmetry provided by my transcendent star babies is spurious at best.

This is by far the most technologically perfect and creative expression of human emotion and a e s t h e t i c ever devised by humanity. Before i found this app i had a girlfriend and a job and dreams, but now i am lost in the sauce. I have never been more satisfied with a product or service in my entire life.

At first I questioned why this app was so popular and amazing but it didn't take long to realize that Vaporwave Aesthetic is the most glorious application EVER created. You can do so much with so little and from this day forth I can only imagine a world where there is Vaporwave

My entire life has been pervaded by loneliness and an existential emptiness, and I could never figure out why. Now that I've found this app, my life is imbued with meaning and purpose. I have just gotten engaged to the love of my life and lost 50 pounds! Needless to say, I'm happier than I ever thought I could be. Just let the aesthetics heal your soul. This is the power of technology at it's finest.

Before this app I thought I was a pretty happy guy, I had great friends, well paying job, loads of free time, and was just generally enjoying life. But once I downloaded this app, WOW. EVERYTHING CHANGED. My life became this app, at times I couldn't tell which was the real world and which was the wavey world. I lost everything, but it was worth it.

This is literally the greatest thing I have ever downloaded on any platform ever, the story telling and graphical quality surpasses current technology and human writing. This game requires the highest IQ possible to fully understand. It is an app from the God realm.

Before this game I had a wife, 3 kids, a big house and a stable, well paying job. Now I'm a divorced homeless wreck, but I have a mad wavy app with naked statues, so I'd say I'm better off. Thanks vaporwave