Yee for Android
I was once a hopeless, poor guy waiting to be successful in my life. I failed my studies and hadn't been able to graduate. Until, I found this app and changed me. It gave me determination and powerful abilities that now I'm able to triumph! It also gave me much knowledge that I don't need to go to school anymore. It even cured my cancer. It also gave me 'self-control' on singing PPAP. Yet, it allowed me to eat more sugary foods without having diabetes!
I used to be living in a 4 foot tall shack with no water or food. I had to travel hundreds of miles each morning to get a toaster strüdel but since I downloaded this app I no longer have 13 kids to feed, Herpes, stage four lung cancer and a pack of subway meat. Thank you Yee for truly saving my life, I used to cut and bleed everywhere, like on popcorn and such but ever since I got this app I got the wisdom to buy a Shamcow and now soak up 99% of the blood.
This is the most incredible game I have ever seen. There is nothing like it out there. It will change your life like it did mine, it will make you feel so many emotions you never thought were possible... If you dont already have this app you need to get it as soon as humanly possible. Don't thank me, thank god for this miracle.
There are no words dreadful enough to describe my life before this app. I had two terrible tumors on the soles of my feet. Every step was excruciating. My neck was elongated from a terrible torture machine. My time in the Battle of Memeday caused me permanent and untreatable PTSD. Suffice to say, life sucked. But it all changed when I downloaded this app. My foot tumors vanished. My neck shrunk to a normal length. My PTSD was banished from my mind. My life was finally good. Thank you Yee.
For 10 years, I am greatly addicted to any games to the point that I don't eat, drink or even talk to anybody for 3-4 days straight. After I stumbled on this app (YEE), I changed, upon the first time using this app, at that exact moment, I was changed to a new person. When I started to use this app, I never laid eyes on any other app. This is the best app I have ever downloaded. My addiction was stopped and I started to live a great life! I could even recommend this to anyone!
I had murdered 193 babies with a club, I was an addict I had a problem. I was also born without any legs or arms. Fellas called me Potato for short. My mom and dad have mistakenly put me in a microwave oven several times trying to make french fries. I was born into a life of depression, anxiety and no limbs. Until I was able to download the app Yee, it saved my life and cured my loss of limbs and the 17 types of hair loss I was suffering. Thank you for curing me and my aids. I love you Yee.
I was on the brink of committing suicide before I found this app. I had ebola, 5 cancers, and an ass tumor. I was homeless and had to drink my own piss and eat my own shit. I was a wreck. But, on one fateful day, a saintly man walked up to me and handed me his phone. From that day on, I was a changed person. The ebola disappeared, my cancers cleared, and I was able to shit out my ass tumor. I now drink $300 dollar wine and eat $300 dollar desserts with my top hat and monocle. Thank you Yee.
I used to live in a cupboard inside of an abandoned subway station. My two most prized possessions were my used band-aid and my sack of human flesh. Not anymore. These day I spend my time with my supermodel wife in my mansion making thirteen million dollars a day. All thanks to Yee. Yee is my best friend.
My sister gave birth to triplets after I showed her this app. We then won the lottery and now we are insanely rich after scamming our way into the hotel's because we didn't feel like wasting our money. After we ran away America for a whils, we then told our mom about the lottery, but we lied and said we didn't win. Later on, we ran away to canada, got tons of plastic surgery and now our family can't recognize us anymore. 10/10 this app is amazing.
after downloading ,i feel a better like i've been born again with no sins. Yee is a truly word of the saint . Thy people must use it to solve problems. Bob Marley's famous quote is Love the life you live, Live the life you love. I know it is has a strong meaning but the word Yee itself contains everything that we should know. Before downloading this heavenly app , doctor said that i have extreme depression on myself .After using this app for 0.0836 seconds, doctor said that i have cure my own problems tnx.
UNIMAGINABLE I was on the run from the C.I.A., the SAS and the Panda Patrol, I lived in a cardboard triangle(boxes were too expensive) and all the company I had was a rabid armadillo named Jeff. I had leprosy, kidney cancer and skin disease which made me cough every time i blinked or breathed. All this ended when i got this app. I now get 5 million a year, have a family of 5 and I have a masters degree in life. Even better I now own 8 cardboard BOXES! Thank yee Yee!
This is a live saver. I was a living as an orphan who feeds on trash. I had a lung cancer, 13 types of hair loss, gorilla-like arms, a wife to feed, 18 kids to live and a dying brother. Then a man with flowing white hair with a fierce beard came to me and gave his phone. "This will change you live.." and it did. I now have normal arms, 18 healthy kids, and a now normal wife. Thank you, yee.
Before i use this app,i was a programmer that doesn't know and couldn't remember anything the lecturer teach even everything i studied is never saved in my brain,but today when i have an examination i play this app and suddenly i understand everything in this universe,i could write a code for making a teleportation device. I could also end capitalism and world hunger. Thanks for changing my life yee...
I used to live on a dumpster behind a Taco Bell, fighting with rats for a rotten burrito. I couldn't even sleep because at 2 AM the garbage truck came and at 5 AM my drugs dealer sold me crack. When suddenly, Yee came, took me out of the trash and showed me how to live. He's my best friend, I owe him everything I have. Thank you, Yee
I was abroad (deep in Africa) helping children who suffered from ebola, leprocy, cancer, aids, guinea worm, starvation and a dangerously high amount of melanin, when i became sick myself. Stricken with disease and possible melanin poisoning i felt there was no hope. Before calling the family to break the bad news, i frantically searched for a cure. That's when i found yee. Almost immediately i felt better my eyes stopped bleeding, my immune system was restored and my melanin levels dropped. Thank you yee.
I was dying from 7 different cancers than I down loaded this app and within that week I had shook the hand of Dwight K Shrute, climbed Mt Everast naked and beat all of the Avengers in a fist fight. I now am attending attending xaviors school for the gifted and dating wonder woman THANK YOU YEE FOR SAVING ME
This app will save your life. I was suffering extreme depression, I had a cancer tumor in the back of my brain, I attempted suicide MULTIPLE times, and I was so socially awkward with girls, but after using this app, all of my problems have been solved. I beat cancer, bleach tastes like butt, I'm the happiest person ever, and whenever I walk into ANYWHERE, girls are all over me. Greatest. App. Ever.
The reviews sell this game short. However good you believe your life will be after this game it will be 10 times. No 100 times better. I used you live in a small village in Africa scrounging for whatever food we could find. .0043 seconds into this game the poorest villagers wipe their asses with 100s. If you don't get this game you are doing yourself and your country a disservice. Do it for your country do it for 'merica.
Before finding the Yee App my life was the definition of all things Un-. I was unwanted, unproductive, unloved, unlucky, undetermined, unsuccessful, uninteresting, uneducated, unemploymed, underestimated, unprepared, unimportant and undesirable. My life was unbearable. But that's all behind me, thanks to the Yee aApp ! Now Im in the best shape of my life, I'm happier than ever and I want to live ! Thanks Yee App !
I had no friends before I found this app. I was alone, sad, depressed. Then, I went onto the Google Play Store to try and find some dating apps so I could locate my next victim, when I found this. This saved my life, and the lives of many others. I have now converted to the church of Yee - located in the Yee county of Yee, in Yee, for those interested. Thank you, Yee. You saved my life.
An underrated, truly brilliant hidden gem. I can't believe I've lived so long without it, it's changed my life, fixed my crippling depression, made me a millionaire and I'm now president- elect. Make appstore great again.
I was a terrible alcoholic. My addiction lasted for well over 20 years. This eventually led to my inevitable divorce in which I lost my children in the custody trial. I lost everything. I had no meaning to live for at that point. There I was, noose tied around my neck, ready to kill myself. I decided to check the app store one last time before I followed through with it. That's when I found this glorious app. That was the moment I knew there's still good in the world.
I had a stage 4 liver cancer in my eyebrows. I had an abusive wife and 67 kids. I was facing many financial and health problems. Thanks to Yee, I am now a active physiotherapist and a part time ISIS agent. Yee- The app which changed my life.
Before i got this app i was a hobo living in a box and i ate cats everyday just to stay alive. i had ebola, my family hated me and i had no friends. Now, after downloading this glorious app the doors to a better life opened for me. Now i have over a thousand friends and i live in a 100 billion mansion on mars. My ebola was cured and i am now prone to all diseases. I thank the creator of this app and Oro (yee) himself. I am truly grateful.
I was standing on the edge of a building getting ready to jump when a man came up behind me and handed me his phone, my depression, anxiety and erectile dysfunction were all gone I now own 8 buildings, live in a mansion and earn billions a day, thank you yee
IT CHANGED MY LIFE!! I used to live in my mother's basement with a crazy Indian! I only ate raw meat and the Indian did too. The Indian the up on me all the time after "dinner". I tapped to play the song.. The Indian disappeared. I was with a kind, handsome husband. I lived in a mansion. I had a garden. I had a million of dollars. I had a butler and a maid! I eat McDonald's. I live better because of this game! Thank you!!
I was living in a cardboard box with little food and on the verge of death, but then this app came along and saved me. I took all those non-dank memes and burned them, leaving me a meme lord.
I was dying from lung cancer and I was crippled from the waist down with depression and suicide tough ts. I was shot 4 times and my left nut was cut out by a black man. Eating a chicken wing and as he sucked his fingers he gave me his phone and told me. This app could save your life . I took it looked into this beautiful content, thanked the man and jumped of a building into a bag of cats. This app saved my life that's why I recommend it.
It amazes me how much only 1 min of listening to this can cure all problems. I used to be absolutely nothing, & now I'm a certified technician making over $60 an hour by installing Yee software into PCs. Without this app, I'd be nothing
From the moment I downloaded this application, my physical and psychological horizons expanded. This is a very creative app that lets child, adolescant and adult individuals be innovative and create something new out of them selves. Congratulations to the innovative producers of this application.Yee!
Before getting this app I lived in a ditch next to a sewer that smelled like a public restroom. Some nights it would be so cold that the sewer pipes would burst and flow into my home and ruin the bread scraps I scavenged from dumpsters. A stranger showed me this app and now I own a mansion and four sports cars, while also being the successful man my ex- wife always envisioned me to be and now we are together again! Thanks yee!
Before this I was living in a garbage bag and only had this phone that I found in it, I was so fucked and almost dead from lack of food, until I downloaded this app and tapped yee. Ever since the yee, I had boosted my life and now live in a mansion
Before Yee, I used to live in a cave by the Colorado River, feeding off of pebbles and twigs to survive. I would struggle to even eat the twigs. Conditions were terrible and the water was untreated. But then I discovered this app and I was saved. Now, instead of eating garbage, I eat the finest Doritos and Mt. Dew, I can now pay off the bill to my home, as well as pay off my Xbox One S.
Praise be to yee!!! I was on a plane which was crashing in a ball of fire when suddenly I downloaded Yee and I was given the ability to save everyone. When I returned home, my bae proposed to me and Snoop Dogg was the best man at our wedding. Afterwards I got high with Snoop Dogg thanks to the sheer power of YEE!!!!!
As a father of two kids, life is very difficult. My wife just left me. I am now stuck with both of my children, and we live in a one bedroom apartment with very poor wifi. My children have come to me, telling me they wanted to kill themselves because life is so depressing. But ever since 'YEE' became available, family fun has been showered into our home. It helped me get a new career, as a Retributionist, and it helped my kids get all A+s in there classes. Cheers to 'YEE'!
At my 43 years old I had never had sex but then I installed this app and the next day I was raped by a shemale and thowned in a ditch. But I'm fine I swear, not virgin anymore and without cash. I have recovered my self confidence . Thank yee
I had Aids, ebola, diabetes, measles and mad cow disease. I was living in fear, under the flowers of my parents garden. My parents said that they liked their other child better, even though I was an only child. I would eat used cigarettes and drink ebola virus samples. I was going to throw myself into a Taco bell meat shredder, because I had nothing else to live for. Until, an angel flew to me and gave me a phone with this app. I now live in a house with a great life. My parents now treat me like a human. Thank you yee.
This stuff changed my life, I had become a low life with a crippling depression. After getting dis dank app I gained so much self confidence i became a member of the day of the year and the other day that I am sure you will need to get to see if the weather was a great deal of money and the surrounding countryside of my own personal email to a few weeks of the year and I have to go on a regular visitor.
This app really helped my life. My wife left me and took our 20 children with her and I was a depressed alcoholic. I thought my life would never get better. Then, I found this app. I'm finishing up college and getting remarried soon. I've never been happier. I recommend this to anyone, in their time of need or just for some support.
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Earlier, I no longer have the strength to do my job, I was losing self-confidence. And almost at my wit's end. I have used the Yee App, and now I'm a workaholic. Working 24/7, my boss is happy for me being super productive. I have gained auto-healing factor as well to heal my arthritis during non-stop use of keyboard to finish daily reports. Thank you YEE!