Turret Notifications

Hilarious quotes from the cutest killing machines. But I think you should add options to change it to GLaDos and wheatly aswell. Oh and don't forget the cores

Love this little app, best thing I've ever downloaded for my phone. If you enjoyed the portal games you'll love this app too!

Nice idea but it doesn't quite work. Sounds get cut off and the sounds are randomised.

I really love this app, but i wish that there was a way i could set what particular phrase or phrases it would play. Cause i love most of them but not all of em

Love it, a lot. Suggestion: more languages. Bugs: sound cut off when a notification like download is present

It's a nice idea and it works completely. Suggestion: Possibly make a Glados and/or Wheatley version of this? :)

It would be 5 stars except it cuts off most of the time and rather abruptly, thanks

The only thing that'd make this a 5 star app would be the ability to set specific sounds to specific notifications. Other than that, it's perfect.

How cool would it be if the app allowed the user to choose what voice line played during a certain action, so it's a little bit more customizable and practical instead of playing sorta random lines. Definitely worth 5 stars if added. (I would event go as far as like 15 stars

It's didn't work after I upgrade my phone

The sound cuts out, it's just annoying, gaaah it had so much potential

The voice seems to suffer from constant interruptions. Especially in the case of lockscreen but other places too. Also why does this app require location permissions, that is very suspicious! I'm keeping this thing for now hope it will be fixed soon.

Really cool little app. My friend is a little jealous there isn't an iOS version.

Hilarious instal this on friends phone to make a good prank. Lol no., but still fun

This app is AMAZING! You should make a Wheatley and a GLaDOS notification app too.

I like it, it's funny and cute, but I wish that it would override the notification sound so that only the turret one was used.

I love this and I would think it would be cool if there was a Defective Turret version

I like it but when I wake up in the morning and turn on the phone it jump scares me.

But it stopped saying stuff when I turn my phone screen on and off

I had to change my regular notification sound to nothing so it wouldn't play over the turret sound but other than that its great

Such a cute and nifty little app, but if any of the developers like Pokemon, I would suggest making a rotom dex app similar to how this works, in the future.

Got it working with Nova Launcher. But needs to be silent when music playing.

My phone is now my GF 5/5

Every time it scares me

This so fun to mess around with sneaking up on your siblings or relatives and just the app for any portal fanatic :-)

I ❤ Turrets but I so want a GlaDOS version of this!

I'll give 5 stars for that

It's a little too loud.

It went well with my Portal Cosplay at a recent ComicCon. I agree with the earlier suggestion of making the GLADOS version of this.

Cute and funny, only not good for everyday life

It's pretty fun for now, I may get bored soon... I hope I don't

I love this, but it would be cool to add an option for defective turrets.

pls make a glados and wheatley version of this app

As a big Portal fan, I think this app is amazing! I love the turret's voice!

It doesn't work.

Love the concept but add in a feature were we could change the volume. Example: hydraulic teacher. (Sound of the notification that's loud). Give me your phone and get to the principles office NOW!!. It's more lickly to work if you have a volume changer.

This app made me remember my dead uncle. I loved him. He always used to cry all night long and I'd scream I do not hate you through the walls and he'd stop.

This app is pretty cool, and caused me to search for more like it to no avail. I think it would be awesome if you were able to replace notifications with the turret's noises, and also, if you could choose what it says instead of it being random. That'd be cool! Awesome app!

As much as I love the idea behind this app, the sounds being random irritates me and the volume is stuck at an extremely high level. If we could choose sound effects for different notifications or actions as well as the volume for each one, this app would be perfect. One update could change everything

Its cute and i really love it , im a hard core portal fan so o really appericatie it but its only 4 because its so loud! Is there a way to turn down the volume of the turret?