The Discordian Calendar

This is a calendar app based on the Discordian calendar as illustrated on page 34 of the Principia Discordia. Drag up to go forward in time, down to go backwards, left to skip forward a year, and right to skip backwards. Tap any date to see its Julian/Gregorian conversion and saint/season holiday name where applicable. Tap the header for just the year. Available options: enter Discordian year and week of said year, visit the site of the Principia Discordia, switch between Julian and Gregorian conversions. The Gregorian calendar diverges from the Julian on Chaos 59, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3066 and Chaos 60, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3266. I am in no way affiliated with the originators of Discordianism nor responsible for anything you might witness should you attempt to venture beyond time, prior to 1 YOLD.

Tested extensively on an emulator and on a real Motorola Droid 1. Assuming my formulas for sizing all of the elements are good, this should run on just about anything. I sure feel sorry for you if it doesn't. But this was made solely for the sake of learning the ins and outs, so I doubt I'll be updating it any time ever. I'd much rather move on to developing something I wouldn't feel too guilty about profiting from to charge a fee. And it's not like I'm adding adverts either. And with the $25 market registration fee, I'm in the red. Just saying.