Bible-Code Forgiveness (Free)
Free AppAbout Bible-Code Forgiveness (Free)
Accept no cheap imitations. GOD has revealed his own forgiveness app!
This is the free version. The 'Tithed' version is available in the pane to the left titled 'More from this developer', or here: https://market.android.com/details?id=nimue.apps.ppaid&feature=search_result
The Tithed version offers access to the entire list of more than 50 sins, faster, more reliable connections with the mind of GOD, new screens and sound effects, no more advertisements or nags, faster and more personal responses, more information about the negotiation process, and greater chances of forgiveness due to an elite team of Archangels being employed to negotiate on your behalf.
This app allows you to communicate directly with the Almighty and seek forgiveness for your sins through a streamlined interface. This is the free version which uses the older, slower method of connecting to the Almighty, resulting more lost/denied connections, and which utilizes regular spirit negotiators to attempt to secure your salvation... but hey, its free!
Background:
For decades, scholars have been studying the Bible Code- a method of detecting secret messages and future predictions within the text of the sacred scriptures; and our company began advanced Bible code analysis back in 2004. While analyzing the biblical text using advanced chaos algorithms, we began detecting very deep, seemingly random patterns; just a long string of zeros and ones. At first we thought it was an anomaly.. gibberish. But we kept the information anyway. Eventually, new versions of the patterns stopped being uncovered, and the entire collection was archived in order of discovery, cataloged - and forgotten.
5 years later, an undergraduate student named Niles Smithey took a closer look at these patterns and had a crazy idea.. to him they looked like true, modern binary code sets called 'octets'. He tried compiling the octets using several different computer programming language settings, but got no results - until he tried Java. All of a sudden the computer screamed to life! Lights began flashing, hard disks spinning, and indecipherable messages began flashing on the screen faster than the human eye could track them.
That was the beginning of this project.
After 2 years of in depth analysis and deciphering, we have been able to determine that the code is a method for communicating directly with the mind of GOD through a machine... specifically it is designed to facilitate sin forgiveness by bypassing all of the red tape, unpredictability, bureaucracy and politics involved in seeking forgiveness through regular means.
Technical description:
As far as we can tell, here is how it actually works: The images included in this application (the background pictures) were obtained directly from the holy octet stream obtained from the bible.. they just have .jpg headers attached. By feeding these images (really just a highly concentrated and perfectly timed series of rhythmic binary streams ) to the Android processor, the program is able to induce precise fluctuations in the magnetic field surrounding the physical processing unit of your Android phone; by controlling these fluctuations, it is able to induce an electron flow which coalesces into a sub-atomic laser containment array. Once this containment array is stable, a very small quantum Bose-Einstein condensate is generated which contains quantum-entangled neutrinos in direct communication with the mind of GOD! By identifying and monitoring the individual neutrinos, their spin and location, the app is able to utilize them to facilitate information transfer with the Almighty. In this way the application is able to provide a direct, PERSONAL connection with the creator of all mankind, and to streamline the process of forgiveness.
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App History & Updates
What's Changed
Added ability to move/install to SD card.
Various other minor fixes.
Added ability to move/install to SD card.
Various other minor fixes.
More downloads Bible-Code Forgiveness (Free) reached 10 000 - 50 000 downloads
More downloads Bible-Code Forgiveness (Free) reached 10 000 - 50 000 downloads
More downloads Bible-Code Forgiveness (Free) reached 5 000 - 10 000 downloads
Version update Bible-Code Forgiveness (Free) was updated to version 1.3
What are users saying about Bible-Code Forgiveness (Free)
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Very interesting
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lol at the dummies who think this is legit.
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As if this app can speak with God. Pfft. Lame-o.
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Horrible way to forgiveness. Horrible concept to lead people astray. Saddening so many people downloaded and like this app
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This app is a fake ...it can't possibly connect to God's mind or.say that you aren't forgiven for any sin besides blasphemy against the holy spirit ....man can say whether you are forgiven for sins against God.... only God can.
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Wow. In no freaking way am I Christian. But you don't need to be to see that this is bullshit. I'm sure that this app was created by an atheist to see how many sheeple would download it. And to make a "tithe" version to make some money off of the dummies who don't understand that you don't need an app to connect with Jesus or God. GOD, whichever you believe in, is within you. There's no person, let alone an app, that can connect you with the creator. The only thing that will work is using your heart.
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I believe, so I'm soo happy you did all the research to make this app.because sub frequencies are what helps get spirituality to communicate with us.thank all of you who worked on this odds just the beginning.skyrocker
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Clearly your app is just a cruel joke but if it was purely fun and games you would not be conning people to spend a dollar. Kudos too you as I'm sure you got plenty of sales. Don't u find this a bit unethical? Google play developer program policies which you've agreed too specifically state the following: "Impersonation and Deceptive Behavior: Don't pretend to be someone else and dont represent that your app is authorized or produced by another company or organization if that is not the case...."
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Horrible way to forgiveness. Horrible concept to lead people astray. Saddening so many people downloaded and like this app
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Used the application twice. It seems to be a living application. I did not do anything on the first try and it said so. On the second try, I did as requested and result was correct and astonishing.
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A lie from the devil. You need Jesus, not a stupid app!
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Only Satan would tell u to trust in a cell phone app to recieve forgiveness of real sin, (Free or especially paid) & to focus on sin in ur mind.
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Excellent app!
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Awesome
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DO NOT GET THIS APP! IT IS A BLASPHAMY!
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You do not have to buy a full version of an app to recieve God's forgiveness.
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No app will be deciding if I am forgiven or not.
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This app ain't GOD.
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Only downloaded cause i was curious, but that didn't last too long cause it don't even work.
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Perfect app
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Good app 4 mobile bible
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As if this app can speak with God. Pfft. Lame-o.
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Finally I am free from the guilt that has followed me since I did that awful thing. Praise be to the coders, decoders, and his lordship.
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A fantastic resource for the mobile sinner's lifestyle, this is apparently the first forgiveness app developed by God Himself. Though one might quibble with God's choices in font colors/backgrounds, this is a fine debut. I did receive a response to most of my sin reports, although a couple connection attempts did fail. I wonder if God requires the internet permission to route my prayer data, or to serve His ads. Note that the free version only supports slight sins. Not all sins are created equal!
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This app is amazing. I totally thought it would be Haskell or Scheme that compiled the binary codes and set my flux capacitor going, but hey.
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As if an app could atone your sins! This app is just another smash into the very face of Jesus. HE is the one that died for your sins. If you want them to be forgiven, repent and sin no more.
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For years I have been stuck in the Himalayas with nothing but a Galaxy Nexus, an internet connection, and a charger with my sins blackening my heart. Now that I've found this, my sins have been forgiven and I have no need to go seek out a priest. I am free.
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I can't believe that people are buying into this garbage. The fact that they would build an app so "you can connect to God and have your sins forgiven" just goes to show that they have no clue about scripture. You do not need someone to help you connect with Jesus through a priest or app. That is why the One True Most High God robed Himself in flesh, came to this mess of a world that humans have made and sacrificed Himself and established the new covenant so we can have a relationship with Him.
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So im forgiven by god through an android app, this is not what I thought it was. I can do the same thing on my own.
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Wow really? This is soo funny but biblical wrong! All sins are equal and god always forgives your sins if you really mean it when you ask Him!
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This is insulting to Jesus, who died so that we cam be forgiven of our sins, and to all Christians; those that believe in Gods plans for us through his son.
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Not good don't waste your time
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Bit average for The Architect... Lord, forgive my asking, but why can't you forgive my evils for free? Everyone here hopes you're not broke again (the ads) and wish they had been sent to you rather than to daddy (who sends hugs and still goes on about the time you were both top mates BTW). See you at the apocalypse, up for a curry afterwards? Loser pays. X
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I laughed so hard I nearly had a religious experience! But, seriously... the divine programing language would surely be Euphoria...?!
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Funny. Odd the Christians are mocking the Lord, claiming he is incapable of using technology. Blasphemous!
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FAKE!!! IT even says "for novelty purposes only" at the bottom of the starting screen. I was forgiven when I didn't want it.
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I believe, so I'm soo happy you did all the research to make this app.because sub frequencies are what helps get spirituality to communicate with us.thank all of you who worked on this odds just the beginning.skyrocker
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A fantastic idea, but every sin I committed it said I had to buy the tithed version to be forgiven...what does that say about me?!? Uninstall.
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What a load of polony :(
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I immediately erased it . don't waste your time...it told me it couldn't connect to God. because I didn't have messenger..... Lol..I thought.. I have facebook messenger...lol.lol..Terrible ..