My name is Jeff Button

This app enhanced my life, before, I was a self-loathing, depressed, heartbroken, suicidal man, but after I took a trip to the Play Store to update YouTube (and try not to get upset with it's new crappy logo) I discovered this My Nama Jeff button, I felt like there was something kinda fishy about this app but I decided to give it a shot anyway, (I didn't have enough MBs to update YT) and the result was, well, let's say, kind of unbelievable, when I pressed the Open button after the app installed, a big green button, with the words My Name Is Jeff appeared on my screen, with no hopes of this app going to improve my trashy life, I decided to press said button. Boy, was I wrong. 4 words, My, Name, Is and Jeff, decided to come out of my speakers, after that, I felt like my gray life was recoloring itself, then a lot of things happened. My mom texted me saying that she bought a new house for the family, my bank recovered my money back (I was scammed by a nigerian prince), my dad called me to say that he bought a new car, my crush texted me saying that we should go on a date, my grades improved (by an 50%), you know, happy things in life. I would name more of them, but i'm lazy. If you're feeling down, don't call those trashy lifelines (just kidding, don't take this review seriously), just download this My Name Is Jeff button, trust me, it'll change your life.

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