Toot Mute

You are in a public restroom. The burrito you ate for lunch is planning its revenge and you have an audience in the stalls next to you. But don't worry, that's why you downloaded the Toot Mute app.

Make sure the volume on your phone is turned all the way up, and just before you let it rip simply press the "Go!" button. Your phone will mask your hideous restroom noises with the common sound of a flushing toilet. You have saved face and avoided the walk of shame. Oh, and just for fun, we have added some appropriate jokes to make you laugh during your time of release.

You can thank us later, but for now, just download the (free) Toot Mute app.