Horrible Horoscopes

These short predictions for your day are sometimes thoughtful and sometimes thought-provoking. But most of the time, they are simply funny jokes.

In our ever-growing database, most of the spoof horoscopes are based on real horoscopes that we have found online, to which we have added a little twist.


We take no responsibility for the predictive value of these horoscopes. Any similarity to real events that may befall you is purely coincidental.