Mourinho's Excuse Generator for Android
This app is essential for everyone. No longer do I need to pull excuses out of my back side when this app does all the thinking for me. Now I can do anything I like, and deflect responsibility when questioned, like a pro. Coming home drunk at 3 in the morning? Late for work? Forgotten a birthday/anniversary? No longer a problem and all handled with ease. Thank you.
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I can finally lie to my wife with these perfect excuses. I won everybody's trust and I feel better. I no longer Wear panties too as this app made me so praised I no longer need to eat, drink or sleep. Your turn Jesus.
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Needs a share button so I don't have to take a screenshot every time.