Tele Goat

Tele Goat Free App

Rated 3.86/5 (7) —  Free Android application by Karlheinz Agsteiner

About Tele Goat

Google's brand-new Android 4.2 operating system contains a super-secret functionality that can check, in real-time, whether you are a normal human, or whether you are a goat. According to Google, those goats (and you might be one of them) are able to teleport!

Check for yourself:
http://developer.android.com/reference/android/os/UserManager.html#isUserAGoat()

This app allows you to find out the truth. Are you a goat? Will you be able to cultivate your unknown teleportation powers and zip around in milliseconds where others take hours to get to? Or are you a mere human being, unable to exploit teleportation for the rest of your sad life?

Download, hit the button, and find out for yourself.

Unfortunately, as Googles new, near-magic functionality is only available with Android 4.2, you need a phone with that latest OS to run this app. Nobody said it would be easy to learn to teleport.


[Yes, this is a pointless app. But the API that checks for the User being a goat is real, and the explanation about goats being able to teleport as well. And with Google knowing what only Google knows, maybe there's a race of goatish super heroes out there. And maybe you are one of them. Who knows?]

How to Download / Install

Download and install Tele Goat version 1.0 on your Android device!
Downloaded 100+ times, content rating: Not rated
Android package: de.agsteiner.android.telegoat, download Tele Goat.apk

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App History & Updates

More downloads  Tele Goat reached 100 - 500 downloads
More downloads  Tele Goat reached 50 - 100 downloads

What are users saying about Tele Goat

M70%
by M####:

Prior to downloading and using this app, I lived in a pen, stood on logs, and ate cans and newspaper. Now, I live in a house, sit on chairs, and only experience GI tract lacerations every few weeks. Thanks, Karlheinz!

D70%
by D####:

This is inaccurate as my device is enabled for telepathic connectivity.

M70%
by M####:

Uncertain what this app does

M70%
by M####:

I had thought for many years I was a goat..this proves I am not so I can carry on a normal life thanks

I70%
by I####:

It said I wasn't!!

D70%
by D####:

I had thought for many years I was a goat..this proves I am not so I can carry on a normal life thanks

D70%
by D####:

It said I wasn't!!


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