No Nookie Tonight Calculator

This app was developed with women in mind; obviously. It's not to be taken seriously, hence the app's creator is not responsible for any negative consequences that arises out of using the No Nookie Tonight Calculator App. This app is for entertainment purposes ONLY!!!

Now that we have all of the serious stuff out of the way. This app is for ladies who have a man who's just begging to get sent to the sofa and or home with his tail between his legs.

If your man has a problem with understanding that his actions warrant him getting No Nookie Tonight, then perhaps you need help with calculating just how long he doesn't deserve to have The Nookie!

Thus we present to you, the No Nookie Tonight Calculator App.

Let this app help you with determining just how long he doesn't get to have what he SOOooOOOooo! DESPERATELY wants from you! THE NOOKIE!!!!

So in summation...

1) This app is just for fun... For Entertainment purposes only.

2) We are not responsible for anything negative that arises out of using this app.

3) We are not responsible if you laugh hysterically while using this app.

4) You are able to adjust and modify No Nookie Tonight Reasons and values.

5) This app is for single women, women in friends with benefit relationships, women who are married, women who are seeking assistance with calculating the amount of time her man has to do without loving because he doesn't know how to behave properly...

6) This is a calculator app that calculates in both days and hours.