!! Put Him In The Doghouse !!

This app was developed with women in mind; obviously. It's not to be taken seriously, hence the app's creator is not responsible for any negative consequences that arises out of using the No Nookie Tonight Calculator App. This app is for entertainment purposes!!!

Now that we have all of the serious stuff out of the way. This app is for ladies who have a man who's just begging to get sent to the sofa and or home with his tail between his legs.

If your man has a problem with understanding that his actions warrant him getting put into The Doghouse, then perhaps you need help with calculating just how long he deserves to be put into The Doghouse!