WakeRoulette Alarm Clock

Tired of waking up with the same Boring Sound!? Or just Tired of having to Wake Up PERIOD!?!?
Have you ever showed up late at Work or School giving the same LIE: “My Alarm Clock didn't Work..” Well with Wake Roulette, You’ll be telling the Truth in NO TIME!!

Wake Roulette is a Revolutionary Alarm Clock, some days it doesn't even WORK! In fact, our Harvard-Sweatpants-Wearing team has came up with an Algorithm that will BLOW your mind and your JOB opportunities! So you might ask: “WOW how does it work!?” But what you really should ask is: “DAMN! How does it NOT work?”
So here is what happens with this Steve-Job-wish-he-had-this-idea Revolutionary Alarm Clock:
•  Set up your Alarm Clock. YES! ONLY ONE Alarm! Cuz we all know more Alarms are for Little CATS!
•  That’s it! It’s SO EASY, even Kim Kardashian knows how to use it! Every morning, you will be waken up by a RANDOM ★Video★!!
Did you say ★VIDEO★!? YES ABSOLUTELY!! ★VIDEO!★ ★VIDEO!★ ★VIDEO!★ (BAM We just plugged App Search Keyword 4 times!! FREAKING GENIUS!!) And by EVERY time we mean: “EVERY time, 83.33% of the time!” (That’s 5/ 6 for all you High School Drop-outs)

*Jesus once said: “All great things in life are FREE.” He was talking about Wake Roulette!! So what are you waiting for!?!? Stop being a WUSS and DOWNLOAD NOW!! Under this economy, we all know you ain't got NO job!! So start living your life DANGEROUSLY!*

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**If you do have a job, you can upgrade to Wake Roulette PLUS! Jesus also said: “All GreatER things in life, you gotta pay!” For 1.99$, we will remove those Genital Enlargement Ads and Boost your chance of Waking Up by an extra 2%! (6/7 instead!)**

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***Don't forget to checkout our other product: Battery-less Solar-Panel Flash-light! The Flash-light that ONLY works under the LIGHT!****