Advert Me

No my friend this is not a joke. For you this application will provide you with FREE advertisements for you to look at! Do you ever find yourself longing for the good old days when you could hop on the internet and stare at the random advertisements that in no way applied to you? As a man I miss the advertisements that tried to sell me on a type of tampon that would lift my spirits and make all the boys love me upon purchase. Wait no longer comrades, this app like its advertisements will likely have little to no effect on you life. Come on in the water is fine!
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Know what else this application provides? Nothing, well it does provide a black screen wallpaper in earnest but that is not the point. Sick of having to go to a social media site, browser, search engine, or even look out the window in order to see advertisement?! Suffer no longer, this application plagues you with none of these useful tools. With this app. you can have ads. in the palm of your hand without the distractions of useful services!
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Features:
-FREE advertisements for your viewing.
-Sliding App. Menu with convenient "share" button so you can spread the love with your friends and enemies.
-Refresh button in app menu to allow for more ad viewing.
-Rare black wall paper to gander at if the ads. lose your interest.