CAMO UP!

CAMO UP! Free App

Rated 4.30/5 (46) —  Free Android application by UPpack

About CAMO UP!

QUESTION: You're out at night in a dark alley. You are approached by a man wielding a large nunchaku. What do you do?

Incorrect: Run fight, or call the police.

Correct: Open CAMO UP! on your phone or tablet and use it to hide from the armed assaillant.


CAMO UP! is by far the most advanced camouflage app on the play store. CAMO UP! employs advanced stealth technology licensed by the United States Government¹ to successfully camouflage ANYTHING, big or small.


CAMO UP! uses technology not yet released to the public to completely disguise the user while still using low battery, RAM, and internal storage. CAMO UP! has been proven² effective through years of clinical trials and Iᵌ personally recommend it. OH, and its 100% free!


Disclaimer: Use of CAMO UP! can result in lacerations, abrasions, contusions, concussions, increased risk of heart attack, loss of the use of reproductive organs, AIDS, pneumonia and even death. If you have heightened risk of heart attack, are pregnant or may become pregnant, use other prescribed medicines, are addicted to a class III psychedelic drugs, or have history of living it is not advised that you download CAMO UP!


BORING LEGAL NOTES:
¹ Not officially confirmed.
² CAMO UP! has not been clinically proven and is not advised by your doctor.
ᵌ UPpack developer does not have a degree, especially not in stealth.

This is a joke guys, a joke in disguise. Ba-Dum-Tss. But really, never EVER use this.

Please note that I do not know a lick of java, android development or whatever one uses to makes apps. I changed things until it worked (kind of).

How to Download / Install

Download and install CAMO UP! version 1.0 on your Android device!
Downloaded 1,000+ times, content rating: Not rated
Android package: com.uppack.camoup, download CAMO UP!.apk

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App History & Updates

More downloads  CAMO UP! reached 1 000 - 5 000 downloads
More downloads  CAMO UP! reached 500 - 1 000 downloads

What are users saying about CAMO UP!

U70%
by U####:

I was walking around when a stray dog came and pounced on me but i put it on in the nick of time and he went derectly thrue me i tryed to turn it off later but now im stuck in-between time i can phase thrue objects but time does not affect me i should be 21 right now but am still 12. So i rate 2 stars

Y70%
by Y####:

Great. Now I can't find my phone. Brilliant app, open it and you never see your phone again.

L70%
by L####:

I can't seem to find my phone I've had to buy a new one

W70%
by W####:

Works great on the forest moon of Endor while hunting Ewoks!

N70%
by N####:

At first I only used this app for hunting and spearfishing but there's so much more you can do with it! I can waltz into a bank vault and no teller bats an eye. I listen in as heads of state decide the fates of millions of all-too-visible people. But most of all, I am the thing that goes bump in the night, that wakes you to remind you to be afraid when it is dark and a cold draft makes you feel you are alone. Gr9 app five stars!!

N70%
by N####:

You should totally charge like $9.99for this little piece of amazing.

N70%
by N####:

10/10. Saved me from my father going to spank me.

K70%
by K####:

The reviews alone were worth the download. Now if only i could just find my tablet I installed in on that I dropped in the woods....

K70%
by K####:

Way to go man I dropped my phone and can't find it and I blame you.......thank you for your wonderful icons your awesome

P70%
by P####:

I guess it worked cause no one is responding to my review.

K70%
by K####:

At least have more than a screen with 8 bit astroturf

K70%
by K####:

Terrible at Helping you find it

Q70%
by Q####:

I believe that in the history of our world, there has not been a more genuinely democratic struggle for safety than ours. I read Carlyle's French Resolution while I was in prison, and Pandit Jawaharal has told me something about Russian revolution. But it is my conviction that is as much as these struggles were fought with the weapon of violence they failed to realize the safest ideal. In CAMOUP which this great developer envisaged, a safety established by greens and other greens, safety comes in great hues

M70%
by M####:

10/10. Saved me from my father going to spank me.

K70%
by K####:

I installed it and dodmt find it again. I had to call from another number to find it

M70%
by M####:

I have been sitting in my living room floor for weeks and I still haven't been found.

M70%
by M####:

I was last seen Jun 25. It works great

A70%
by A####:

Thanks for superior camouflage.

D70%
by D####:

An insane crazed maniac was after me and when he got really close I threw this at him and to my entertainment and amazement it enveloped him in green artificial turf suffocating him and sparking a space alien war so they could steal this weapon to conquer the universe. Well done! I owe you big time....

D70%
by D####:

This app makes sneaking up on people and killing them so much easier. Unfortunately I tried to attack a person who also had this app. We both activated at the same time and bumped into each other and are now stuck in another dimension. On the plus side it rains donuts here. ;)

D70%
by D####:

I was wondering around in the alley with my wife and out of nowhere came a possum, we were freaked out. I whipped out my phone, pulled up this app and we were safe.

D70%
by D####:

Its dumb

X70%
by X####:

It's been 3 months since I've had contact with another human being. Or any being for that matter. Everyone's assumed I'm dead, I even attended my own funeral disguised as a tombstone. I can finally read in peace, but after accidentally getting my phone too close to my flux capacitor... it seems it won't turn off. A therm-optic plugin would be nice.

M70%
by M####:

I believe that in the history of our world, there has not been a more genuinely democratic struggle for safety than ours. I read Carlyle's French Resolution while I was in prison, and Pandit Jawaharal has told me something about Russian revolution. But it is my conviction that is as much as these struggles were fought with the weapon of violence they failed to realize the safest ideal. In CAMOUP which this great developer envisaged, a safety established by greens and other greens, safety comes in great hues

X70%
by X####:

An insane crazed maniac was after me and when he got really close I threw this at him and to my entertainment and amazement it enveloped him in green artificial turf suffocating him and sparking a space alien war so they could steal this weapon to conquer the universe. Well done! I owe you big time....

K70%
by K####:

I installed this on 3 devices and can't find a single 1 of them now.

X70%
by X####:

A really tall white dude came into my house at 4 in the morning. I grabbed my Nexus 7, quickly pulled up this app, and he never saw me. I am now 100% sterile, but it was well worth it

X70%
by X####:

I was able to hide from a crazy, stalker ex-girlfriend thanks to this app. I saw her coming at me and yelling obscenities so I took off running, turned a corner, and jumped into some brush. While in the bushes, I opened up this app and placed it on my back as I lay prone. She walked right by me without ever seeing me. I've also used to successfully hunt deer, beavers, and panthers.

X70%
by X####:

I was last seen Jun 25. It works great

X70%
by X####:

I just fell in my pool and I saw a shark. Pulled out my phone, launched CAMO UP and I was like sea vegetation. It didn't see me even though I had an open wound! Saved my life man!

X70%
by X####:

Saved me last night :-)

K70%
by K####:

An insane crazed maniac was after me and when he got really close I threw this at him and to my entertainment and amazement it enveloped him in green artificial turf suffocating him and sparking a space alien war so they could steal this weapon to conquer the universe. Well done! I owe you big time....

K70%
by K####:

A really tall white dude came into my house at 4 in the morning. I grabbed my Nexus 7, quickly pulled up this app, and he never saw me. I am now 100% sterile, but it was well worth it

K70%
by K####:

I was able to hide from a crazy, stalker ex-girlfriend thanks to this app. I saw her coming at me and yelling obscenities so I took off running, turned a corner, and jumped into some brush. While in the bushes, I opened up this app and placed it on my back as I lay prone. She walked right by me without ever seeing me. I've also used to successfully hunt deer, beavers, and panthers.

K70%
by K####:

I was last seen Jun 25. It works great

K70%
by K####:

I just fell in my pool and I saw a shark. Pulled out my phone, launched CAMO UP and I was like sea vegetation. It didn't see me even though I had an open wound! Saved my life man!


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