Twitter Stories - Ideaposter

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Friend:can I order off the kids menu? Waiter: if you call me daddy.. #myweirdwaiter

#Myweirdwaiter Was dining alone and the waiter sang ‘All By Myself’ every time he went past my table. As if I wasn’t feeling lonely enough.


Direct quote: Can you tip me in cash, bro? I think I'm getting fired in about 20 minutes. #myweirdwaiter

My then 5th grader used to sing gimme the beef boys to free my soul Eventually I had to stop her w/o details. #misheardlyrics

The chant in Michael Jackson's Wanna be Starting Something as I'm ashamed of the side of my moccasins. #misheardlyrics

Do a little dance, make a little love, Italian Ice, Italian Ice. #misheardlyrics


The ability to eat salad and be as happy as every person I've ever seen eating a salad in a commercial #mysuperpower #SaladIsNotThatFun


I would have the power to shrink my hands to be able to eat pringles.#mysuperpower


The power to stop letting anyone over the age of 30 let it think it is ok to twerk in public places #mysuperpower
My uncle always wraps birthday gifts in the obituaries to remind us of how lucky we are to celebrate another year. #myweirdrelative
uncle got banned from Chinese buffet 4staying 4 hours and then trying 2 take home 50 crab legs in his pocket. #myweirdrelative
My Aunt wears her bangs taped to her forehead so they don't move and look even. #MyWeirdRelative
I can explain in great detail why season 3 of Dawson's Creek is the best season. #WhyImSingle
the only thing I have in my fridge is a rotisserie chicken and a box of wine #whyimsingle
I don't know how to respond to compliments. A guy once told me my hair looked nice & I responded, thanks, I grew it #whyimsingle