Death Watch FREE
Free AppAbout Death Watch FREE
OVERVIEW
It's happened to all of us at one time or another. Somebody calls and asks if we are available to do something but we don't always know what to say. Because... let's face it. You might be dead tomorrow. That's right. If your dead, you can't pick up the kids from school or attend a friend's boring play. But, "When am I going to die?" you ask. Well, that's a really good question. That's why our certified kicking-the-bucket engineers here at Uberwares Inc. have spent countless hours poring over information from actuarial tables and medical publications in an effort to give you just a little peace of mind. Our experts have devised an algorithm that estimates your probable lifespan based on a number of survey questions. At the end of the survey you will receive a timer that sits on your home screen and counts down your final seconds of life. And... the next time someone asks you to do something you can either answer, "Sure, I've got plenty of time!" or "I'm sorry. I'm about to check out."
INSTALLATION
This application is a widget. Once installed, it can be found along with all the other widgets on your phone. In the first screen shot you can see how the application will appear in your widgets folder. To install the widget, simply select it (i.e. Death Watch) and you will be presented with the initial profile creation screen featured in the second screen shot. You can create multiple profiles using different names and reload timers created under those names. The application only allows you to run one timer on the desktop at a time. To create a new timer, simply drag the old one to the garbage and load another widget.
NOTE: This is the FREE version, so expect some advertisements.
SUPPORT
Please contact uberwaresinc@gmail.com with any questions.
It's happened to all of us at one time or another. Somebody calls and asks if we are available to do something but we don't always know what to say. Because... let's face it. You might be dead tomorrow. That's right. If your dead, you can't pick up the kids from school or attend a friend's boring play. But, "When am I going to die?" you ask. Well, that's a really good question. That's why our certified kicking-the-bucket engineers here at Uberwares Inc. have spent countless hours poring over information from actuarial tables and medical publications in an effort to give you just a little peace of mind. Our experts have devised an algorithm that estimates your probable lifespan based on a number of survey questions. At the end of the survey you will receive a timer that sits on your home screen and counts down your final seconds of life. And... the next time someone asks you to do something you can either answer, "Sure, I've got plenty of time!" or "I'm sorry. I'm about to check out."
INSTALLATION
This application is a widget. Once installed, it can be found along with all the other widgets on your phone. In the first screen shot you can see how the application will appear in your widgets folder. To install the widget, simply select it (i.e. Death Watch) and you will be presented with the initial profile creation screen featured in the second screen shot. You can create multiple profiles using different names and reload timers created under those names. The application only allows you to run one timer on the desktop at a time. To create a new timer, simply drag the old one to the garbage and load another widget.
NOTE: This is the FREE version, so expect some advertisements.
SUPPORT
Please contact uberwaresinc@gmail.com with any questions.
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More downloads Death Watch FREE reached 1 000 - 5 000 downloads
What are users saying about Death Watch FREE
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I thought a mere app could not predict the death of a person but I am 77 years old and it was right I think I might be dead now I typed this while I was experiencing a heart attack at 8:00 am 2015 Fri 27 march in hospital I think I am dead now or maybe I cheated death
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At first I was skeptical. How could a mere app accurately predict one's expiration date down to the second? However, I decided to give it a shot. Sure enough, right as the timer ran out, I suffered a massive cardiac arrest and died before paramedics could arrive. Good job! Oh, also, just so you know, literally everyone is wrong about the afterlife. Yes, even you. Especially you.
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I jst hated it ... it said that its a widget n it is nt even there in the widget ... make a proper death timer plz rather than attracting n irritating people with this app
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I thought a mere app could not predict the death of a person but I am 77 years old and it was right I think I might be dead now I typed this while I was experiencing a heart attack at 8:00 am 2015 Fri 27 march in hospital I think I am dead now or maybe I cheated death
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Not Sooo,cool
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Years ago. Good stuff for a heavy
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Shukla
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At first it didn't pop up on my phone but after I read what the creator had posted I realized its a widget so I will only show up with you other widgets not apps. Seems cool. Pretty good way to remind you life is short so live it while you can.
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It's nice to know that I still have a few decades to live...:-) Thanks to this eerie widget, I can now be reminded every second that time does not wait on us!
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Says it's installed but doesn't show up in list of installed apps. Can't use.
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D advertisement blocks the options
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At first it didn't pop up on my phone but after I read what the creator had posted I realized its a widget so I will only show up with you other widgets not apps. Seems cool. Pretty good way to remind you life is short so live it while you can.
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It's nice to know that I still have a few decades to live...:-) Thanks to this eerie widget, I can now be reminded every second that time does not wait on us!
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Says it's installed but doesn't show up in list of installed apps. Can't use.
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It's nice to know that I still have a few decades to live...:-) Thanks to this eerie widget, I can now be reminded every second that time does not wait on us!