I'm Loaded

Are you rich? Do you want to let all of your poor friends know that you have loads of cash? Now you can, with the I'm Loaded app! Only the richest of the rich can afford this app, no paupers allowed.

Features include:

* Messages to remind you of how rich you are
* A lush, velvet background
* Music to soothe you after dealing with the commoners
* Digital gold bricks to brighten your mood

Now go start rubbing your wealth in the face of the monetarily-challenged!