LarryLongbow

Ever wished there was someone always there for you, someone you could rely on to guide you through hard times without fail? This is your personal guardian angel, whose advice illuminates your path; sometimes with Pythian crypticness, sometimes shortly and bluntly, but as long as you believe in Larry, Larry will be there by your side.

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I despise the kind of week human you are to be motivated by a random sentence generator. Follow your guts and read instead of fooling around with that peace of garbage.

My life was pretty swell. I didn't have any problems to deal with. Everything was fine... or so I thought, until I added !Larry. All of a sudden I realised just how dreadful everything was. It took my breath away. !Larry is the only app I've ever seen that can solve problems you didn't know existed. Amazing.

Yes

My life was pretty swell. I didn't have any problems to deal with. Everything was fine... or so I thought, until I added !Larry. All of a sudden I realised just how dreadful everything was. It took my breath away. !Larry is the only app I've ever seen that can solve problems you didn't know existed. Amazing.

I used to have many friends, but after I used this app, I have none. Thanks Larry.

This has helped me through 4 divorces and 1 dinner party

This has helped me through 4 divorces and 1 dinner party

Very helpful, helped me get my life back on tracks! Thanks Larry!

Did they want feeding? Did the litter need changing? I consulted Larry for guidance. USE THE GUN! He advised. Now I sleep peacefully each night. Thanks Larry!

Life used to be complicated, making decisions used to be so hard - no longer! Thanks to Larry my life is now simple and easy again, thank you Larry.

I was lost at the cow fields but this app saved me.

My life has become so much easier with Larry's guidance at hand