Ask Andy

I wouldn’t say I’m an indecisive person, or would I? I don’t know what do you think? It is this rational that has led to the development of the simple yet always helpful Ask Andy App. Simply type in a question, and a super intelligent algorithm based on question phrasing, a time dilation index and some other ultra-ingenious parameters will give you a probability of a positive or negative outcome.

Also for those in a hurry or if your fingers are too fat to work the keypad, there is a simple menu of three random choice generators. Decide what to do based on flipping a coin, rolling a dice or the ever popular magic eight ball.

(Warning : Calculated outcome probability may or may not be complete and utter bollocks.)