Mitt (Romney) in Your Pocket

Were you a Mitt supporter in the 2012 presidential election? Do you want to feel a bit better about Mitt's loss? There's an app for that! Put Mitt Romney in your pocket with this portable app for your Android™ phone or tablet and take comfort in the realization of just how bad a president Mitt would have been!


We created this with the idea that it might be nice to have a reliable Romney reference in our pockets; something that was sure to come in handy at some point during that 2012 heated campaign season. Now, let "Mitt in Your Pocket" do double-duty, revealing to you and your right-leaning friends just how bad this man would have been as the nation's commander-in-chief.

This app is a handy reference documenting Mitt Romney's "accomplishments" at Bain, and as Massachusetts governor. Learn more about what Mitt had planned for all of us, with some special plans for women, and the impact those plans would have had on our lives, our finances, and on our economic recovery. Also included: many of Mitt's more awkward or unintentionally honest (and revealing) quotes, and a selection from his library of factually challenged statements critical of the Obama administration.

Relive the good old days! "Mitt in Your Pocket" is nice to have at your side when Uncle Ned starts droning on about complex policy issues, such as why Mitt's plan to cut tax rates for the rich (again), in a time of deficit, would have been so great for America (because that worked so well under George W Bush!). See Mitt, see Mitt go, as the "human windmill" proves to be a man so lacking in core values and so willing to say or to be whatever it takes to gain power that he did a full 180, pivoting from self-proclaimed "progressive" to "severely conservative" (with a pre-election quick turn back toward the middle) as he tried to masterfully catch his ride to the top, principles be damned!

We who built this app are from Massachusetts, and we know Mitt. Learn some of the reasons why Romney did so poorly in his home state on election day, 2012. Yes, Massachusetts elected him governor (and have elected Republicans such as Reagan to the presidency, and most recently Scott Brown to the Senate), but Mitt lost by a landslide in his home state on election day. Mitt also lost the state he grew up in (Michigan), and two other states in which he maintains homes (New Hampshire and California). The more you know him, the less you like him!

So ex-Mittsters, add this app to your phone or tablet and share it with your friends at your next meeting of the Young (or Ancient) Republicans. You too might come to realize that Mitt's loss was all for the best! Be happy now, that you were so wrong back then. And don't get fooled again!