Guide for Tekken 3

Do you want to become better at Tekken 3? Are you tired of losing
no matter how fast you hit the buttons or how hard you yank the
controller? Are you fed up with people looking at you as if you were
retarded, as if you were a nasty-looking rash at the base of someone
else's scrotum? Well, keep reading, lost soul, because I have the cure
for your disease, and you're about to O.D. on it.