The Oracle for President!

A long time ago, in a low-resolution galaxy far away, this smooth egg was created and placed atop a pedestal, for the purpose of displaying predictions of the future. As further research was undertaken and completed, the egg lay dormant... so it was presumed...

But when the image was accessed again, it had changed drastically! It had become self-aware, changed its appearance, developed an obsession with U.S. politics... and decided to run for President. Now, it cannot be stopped. It has named itself "The Oracle". It has become so obsessed with political rhetoric, that it can no longer communicate in any other terms :(

However, along with this curious outcome, it's become evident that The Oracle can still predict the future! Ask The Oracle questions that have a yes/no answer, and it will answer using selected quotes spoken by the current crop of U.S. presidential candidates. If The Oracle responds with something surprising, click on the source URL at the bottom of the page to learn more about the context of the quote. You may notice The Oracle has become particularly inspired by one candidate...

*Please note The Oracle for President app is for novelty purposes only.