Twittery - Fortune-telling

From time immemorial, people turn to fortune-telling to find out their fate. Fortune-telling by Twitter, is an analogue of fortune-telling by the "Book of Changes" but with a modern twist. In order to get a prediction you need to write your own question. For example, "I'm going to do tomorrow at lunch?". The answer to the question will serve a random tweet.
In addition you will be able to answer you accidentally fallen tweet :)
Let only the best prediction of the application come true.