The Best Jokes

The best jokes of all time! This application has many jokes and funny stories!
It has several jokes and most are short, not much to occupy your time but extremely fun!
Some examples:

1--
In a class of Manners, the teacher argued with her students:
"Johnny suppose we are invited to lunch at the house of a friend.
  After lunch, what should we say? "
Says the boy:
"Where's the dessert?"

2--
During a science lesson, the teacher asks:
"Johnny, what happens when there is eclipse of the sun?"
Replies the boy:
"Now, everyone goes out to see!"

3--
It's Logic!
The teacher asks the students:
- If I go to the fair and eat 3 pears, bananas 7, 15 oranges and watermelon 1, which will be the result?
From the back row, someone shouts:
- A stomach ache!

These are some jokes that have jokes in this app!