Samsung Push Service for Android
Description is very vague but you figure it out soon. The app is designed to help you with your morning bowel excercises. It works. Put your Samsung mobile on your belly, ask the Samsung Assistant for a friendly PUSH and you are ready for the toilet in seconds. Brilliant, please add flush service as well!
I have been lethargic lately and decided this app could be just the Push I needed. I really do hope it Pushes me to success and riches through its enrichment and constant support. I have hope now and didn't before. Sort of like Pushing for hours only to find an empty, smelly receptacle then learning a Push in the right direction is all I needed. How satisfying is that?! Samsung, you're not just the war machine supplier and invader of our privacy they report you to be, you sneaky little devil! :)
I always thought that the app may have had something to do with pushing the dinosaurs to extinction. but since the new update I've noticed that the pelicans and the birds around here have been a tad bit happier and the Sun's been looking brighter. Now I really don't worry anymore about insignificant little creatures going extinct. How can I not thank Samsung for this
After updating this I was able to download 4 gbs of ram! Now my phone is on fire but boy is it fast. 10/10 would get treated for third degree burns on my hands again.
This push service is incredible. It's with me everywhere I go as I can't uninstall it. It thinks for me and reminds me to not forget Samsung or the products they wish to offer me. How amazing it that!!
Finally....someone who can service a push. The last push I had couldn't be serviced so I'm rapt I came across this one. If these go well I might even be able to upgrade to a shove.
Love this app! I work in a store of sharp pointy objects and poisonous creatures. My co-workers and I use this app to send each other push notifications which the enables our phones to abruptly shove someone in a random direction. Sadly after a co-worker send another a notification he was shoved and was knocked into an old lady who fell into into a display of "hay in a needle stack", poisonous scorpions, discounted refurbished syringes, and puppy figurines make from glass shards. She later on died. However, she clearly ignored the do not touch signs so we're not liable. Anyways we enjoy this amazing app! Thanks samsung for not lighting my phone in fire.
For those of you who don't know what this app is for, try reading the description instead of asking in the review. Do your own homework, you lazy idiots, you're only declaring how dumb you are. Sheesh.
I now doubt everything I've ever been taught to believe. The fact that this app exists... A kind and loving god would never allow it to happen, and a cruel one would have simply made the air out of acid.
I'M SO SICK OF BEING PUSHED AROUND!!! sorry just venting. Can u please update my pull app cus I'd like to pull more than I push ..thanks I'm off to download the new Samsung hammer app!
This is annoying I don't want or need updates for sites or apps I get from emails or don't have turned on I shut this off and you turned it back on stop the stupid
I have samsung galaxy s5 with android marshmallow , when I turned my mibile lock the wifi stop working and when unlock it it starts working properly ,i also check advanced wifi settings and "always on wifi during sleep" is activated plz tell me why this error occurs
Don't install update locks you out of device. Unable to unlock devise. And Publishers E-mail does not work, to report.
Little confusing, not clear to understand in simple English. What does it do ? ? Please clarify... Thanks.
I ran out gas gas today on my way to work. Luckily, this update pushed my car to the gas station, pushed the fuel into my car via osmosis, pushed the attendant to the floor, and pushed the money from the cash register into my pocket! But then it pushed 911 and I got pushed into the back of a police car. Now I'm going to push submit.
I was just getting ready for a by-pass surgery on my heart but with this app it seems I'm feeling better now. Thank you Samsung, my phone capacity is aldo over exceeded for apps that are critical like this one.
It is annoying half time it keeps saying Samsung push service has stopped even though don't use it I just keep it on my tablet
It pushed me into a bedroom where a dominatrix and a body builder forced me to watch Ren and Stimpy reruns with them suckin me off, paying off my school loans and giving my roomba immortality. Thanks Nokia......imean Samsung.
Another push from samsung to move to an other brand next time who does not force updates and apps. You earn 5 stars for this samsung and for the ability to place by miracle apps on a phone. O and by the way what does this app really do?
What a beautifully designed push service, absolutely phenomenal, best in class, quintessential, perfect, outstanding quality, exerts extreme forces in order to move objects away - pushes everything, bends light with its push, more than enough force to escape gravity - SpaceX should license this for pushing Falcon 9 heavy to space. It even pushes Samsung marketing to your device timeously, before you ask for it, pushes users over the edge. Would give it 50 stars if it pushed security updates and latest android version to my 8 month old tab
This app is great but I have a concern. Every time I set something on my coffee table, I see my cat grab my phone and fire up this app. Needless to say my mug/pistachios/model train kit/Jenga / etc ends up right on the ground. Can you add a feature to block cats? How can the cat even bypass the fingerprint scanner?! HOW?!?!?
After I installed this app my boss gave me a $50,000 payrise and advised me I only need to work 2 days a week instead of 5 and my big fella grew another 4 inches and Swedish blonde twins knocked on my front asking for a 3some. App is just amazing how I lived without it is beyond me and I won lotto that very weekend. Samsung push app is life changing. Samsung need one for the iPhone
Thanks Samsung for providing such a helping hand, this has changed my life completely by pushing things around for me. All i need to do is just open this app n place my Samsung phone over the object... and voila... object pushed. Just a minor fix is suggested... can you please add a pull service to it.. sometimes this app remains active while my phone is in pocket, and it keeps me pushing every now and then. By the way thanks alot..
It had been three very long and uncomfortable days... Got a notification for another new push update. I knew it would fix all my problems. I proceeded to the bathroom and was able to incrementally push out a 3.133 pound(forget which version) miracle. I even named it... Krappelious, son of Kohler. Thank you Samsung... without you and you're push updates i would be lost in life.
Me and hank Fitzgerald were walking to work this morning when i saw this app had an update, so i updated it. Hank fell into the street as if by some unseen force. That bus driver couldnt react fast enough. Otherwise, great app!
Well, it all started on a calm wednesday afternoon. I"m sitting here in my undies because its god awful hot in here today when I saw this get an update. Now I'm thinking, do I have a virus or something? Little to my knowledge did I know this app would save my life. Not only did it cool my house down, but it also saved my phone from dying. Im beyond grateful for this app and thank you for updating it for me.
I'm getting choked up even as I type this...so here goes. This app is nothing short of a miracle as it helped me pursue and follow my dream in obtaining my PhD in toothpick design dynamics and manufacturing. Long story short. I've changed countless lives and even brought back people from the brink of death and dispare. Colgate tried shutting me down by informing people brushing is enough and toothpicks cause food addiction and obesity. Please people support my cause.
This needs some serious fine-tuning. After the last update of this service, I took my phone out in an elevator. And all the floor buttons lit up. Stopped at every damn floor, and now all my co-workers hate me. Thanks a lot, Samsung.
After installing this app my scabies turned into skittles! I can't stop eating those delicious yellow colored skittles! My wife looked at me and was like oh my! I was really embarrassed at first but she was saying oh my over how much money we are going to save on Halloween candy this year.
At first I was clueless to what this app is for, that was until my tablet miraculously shoved me roughly down the stairs. I am in the hospital now and am lovingly gazing at the app that can do what no app has done before, push me down and ignore me.
It started 3 days ago, when i spotted a gorgeous girl at the white beach resort in Maldives. I was hesitant to propose to my love at first sight, as she seems to be a goddess of beauty. Thanks to auto update, it was just in time that the app updated and give me the glorious push and tied my knot with the queen of my heart. I am very grateful to samsung for fulfilling my dream.
Make it stronger. I enabled this and tried to push my car up the hill but it refused to move. The IR blaster shot a lazer beam and blew my car up. Please optomize the weapons.. I just want to push things up hills not be a supervillian
This app has greatly improved my car's fuel mileage, as all I have to do is set my phone on the trunk and let Samsung Push Service push me wherever I need to go. Very ecologically friendly.
For years my phone had a slight pull and just felt imbalanced. With the latest update to this push service my phone is back to a neutral Zen state. It's a delicate balance and Samsung nailed it. Thanks Samsung!
Early morning i was so prepared to go to office. Running down to the bus stop and saw the bus was out of gas. I was so confused seeing some of the passengers standing behind the bus and holding their phone. Then i realised it is "Samsung" they are holding. They quickly asked me whether i am using samsung as they need one more phone. I quickly said "Yes!". Then after a while the bus starts moving. While we are holding the phone and running behind the bus. Seems like this apps helped us to push the bus till arrived. I have reached my office, health, and sweaty. Thank you samsung for installing this app for me. I wouldnt know what to do if i didnt have it installed the day before i went to office.
Superb! This app turned my phone into a drone that flies by itself, only problem is I'm struggling to answer my calls. I have the voice activation on but I don't think it can hear me over the propeller noise. I'm going to try running upstairs and shout out the window, hope it works.
Thanks Samsung.. my car broke down in Devon whilst on holiday, stuck in Devon and I live in Yorkshire so...I enabled your wonderful application and my car made it all the way home. Awesome! However I have stopped walking anywhere and have been warned my weight is spiralling.. so it's not all roses..
I haven't tried this yet. Hopefully soon ~ 4 stars
My pregnant wife was having complications on the count of my baby's head being 5 times bigger than normal cuz he got that from me. She spent a good S7 days trying to push that lollipop head of his out of her but no luck. So i got fed up and quickly activated this push service and pop! The baby was out in no time and my wife was as loose as a wizards sleeve as Borat put it. Thank you Samsung!
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They add apps that are useless, and keep interrupting you with "app stopped" notifications. Stop adding the useless things and we won't have that problem!