High Class Farts

A great gag app for practical jokers. Put the app in your pocket and run/walk past a group of unsuspecting friends. The app will emit a small poot from your phone's speaker for every step you take. Experience all the hilarity of the "Running Farts"(see footnote for reference) without the embarrassing effluvium(Noun: An unpleasant or harmful odor, secretion, or discharge)

The more you move the bigger the fart. Jump in the air or lift a leg to rip a machine gunner and then go right back to the running farts.

Find an unsuspecting group and run past farting all the way. The looks on their faces will be priceless.

Works great around:
Friends
Co-Workers,
Soccer Moms,
Mall-Rats,
Hipsters,
Corporate Monkeys,
Dirty Hippies,
LGBT Young Politician Rallies,
Churches,
Movie Theater Lines or Seats,
Restaurants,
Court Appearances,
Job Interviews,
Retirement Homes,
Rhoad Island
etc.

After you run farting by a group of strangers everyone will be your friend.

footnote 1 - I hate it when people put things in quotes when they are not really quoting something, like "Running Farts". So here is the reference I was quoting.

Flatulence, Fitch. "The Running Farts and you." Nature and Science. 89.5 (1996): 485-518. Print.

footnote 2 -