Melancholy

Okay, I guess that's like two goals.

Riding the bus? Check out some photos you took of that super-fun vacation last year and get bummed out.
Just got dumped by your girlfriend? Look at some old pictures of her put to sad music and get bummed out.
Bummed out? Well mind as well look at some old photos and listen to sad music.

Melancholy will look for photos and other images on your device and show you a sad slideshow. Pans. Zooms. Pan and Zooms. Fading to gray. Lots of gray stuff. Sad, slow piano music. Do you get it? Yea, I think you get it. Loads of fun.