Ask the Dude

Sometimes you have a question the internet can't answer. "Should I marry him?" "Will I win the football game?" Google can't tell you that. However, the Dude can!
The Dude is a really neat guy who knows all about what's going to happen. Ask him any question you want, and he'll give you a proper answer. He gives advice on sports, relationships, medical problems, and more.
The Dude grew up somewhere where they didn't speak English, so he's not got a very big vocabulary. If you find a word that he doesn't know or that he misunderstands, contact me through my developer email below and I'll teach it to him.

Ask the Dude is for entertainment purposes only and nothing it tells you should be taken seriously.