InstantGraham

Snap, upload and enjoy a false sense of self-satisfaction. Why a graham cracker? I don't have to explain myself to you; you're probably going to snap a 45-degree shot of some rusty piece of garbage and feel really good about it. Do you even know what a vignette is? Nope, it's not salad dressing. Never mind; your friends all really want to know what you're about to eat, so you'd better whip out your phone and get on that. Want more filters? Too bad. I'm kind of tied up with my angel investors these days. What would you do with more filters? Oh, pardon me; you bought a huge, heavy camera from Costco and read something on a blog about f-stops? Well then, Ansel Adams, by all means you should demand more than one filter. You're a regular fount of creativity, aren't you? I think there are some dew-laden blades of grass in your backyard that require your immediate attention.

Hit me up if you're an investor who's interested in an acquisition opportunity. Not interested in anything less than $760 million.