Instant Sad Trombone

For all the Debbie Downer moments in life, this Instant Sad Trombone.

Dope app. So much sadness in that trombone

Much useful in soviet Russia

Forces closes on open

Loved it

Continually. Wouldn't open. Nexus 5x.

Last week my Chia Pet died. I was inconsolable, and spent four days without getting off my couch. Then a friend suggested this app. The mournful trombone sound made me feel like someone else, some mysterious trombone player out in the ether, understood my pain. This app allowed me to live my life again. I have since opened a fruit stand on 117th street and feel like my life is really looking up!

Every generation has its tech innovator, from Thomas Edison to Bill Gates to Steve Jobs. Richie has catapulted himself among this elite pantheon of tech gods with this groundbreaking app.

Ever wanted to sympathize with bad news, but too busy chewing gum to say something? Bust out the Sad Trombone app and you can do both at the same time!

The perfect way to express your dissatisfaction with any apps that attempts to live up to the instant sad trombone!

PUTS ALL OTHER SAD TROMBONE APPS TO SHAME! How did I survive to 35 without this app in my life? Sad trombone for all the things!

SO good, even the great John Stamos would use it!

Crashes immediately on M dev preview refresh

I own a trumbone and I can't decide which ones better