Don't Panic Lite

Love this app more than facebook!

Completely moronic, and this is from a Hitchhikers' fan.

Worst app ever made

Made me laugh.

Time and resources wasting, boring malware

Totally wasted my time!!!

Funny yet usless as....other usless aps?

Time and resources wasting, boring malware

How does the paid version differ? I'm a fan, and this sucks!

First... not worth .99cents for it just to say Don't Panic!

I agree w/ markus, this app is stupid...i dont see whats funny

Does what it says. HHGTTG FTW! Not worth $1.00 for full version.

Wait.. people paid for this? Utter bollocks.

Google can you design a system that would allow me to give this app a minus rating. This app is so pointless it actually made me die a little inside.

This app is good, but I recommend springing for the full version.

Has anyone seen my towel?

I thought that the quality on the market was supposed to get better after paid apps but instead we get total crap like this

I had a feeling I knew what was coming, but hey I had to check! RNTP seems to have been reading HHGTTG :-)

Why would i buy the full version after this slice of retard app?

Read and/or watch hitchhikers guide. And, for full stress relief, buy the full version. it's a clever, pop cultural, little app. And no,I am not an do not know the developer.

Im speechless

Seriously? Who the heck are all these jerks that are giving this thing more than one star. Apps like these are a waste of the market's resources.

Still waiting for my auto adjusting glasses to be delivered... this helps alleviate the stress.

Hitch hikers guide FTW

Despite sound advice, I still panicked! I'm ok now.

Waste of time .... dont install!!!!!!

Did i miss something!

Oh dear...

despite sound advice, i still panicked! im ok now tho ^_^ who would've thought something so simple could be so powerful &, for me anyway, life changing! its like the light of hope shining thru the darkness, so meaningful, so true... its blowing my mind!!!! (thisll b talked about for years to come!)

It dosn't even say "Don't Panic!" It says "Panic Less" in small unfriendly letters. Even as concept art it dosn't work because ur left unfufilled.

Worth it just to see I'm not the only hhgg fan..where i live no one know who douglas adams is. But app is still disappointing.

This just shows how amusing someone can be and how unread others are for giving this simple masterpiece one star.

Really? I would not even bother to install such junk. Ok maybe if you have an IQ of 10! You might find it helpful to you. Good luck!

I'm highly amused at the people so utterly upset at this app's existence. Is there nothing better suited for your outrage? This app makes no show of being anything other than what it is (the words "Panic Less" in white text against a black background), which is why it's funny that certain people feel they've somehow been duped.

What the f*** is this s*** really please. is thier anything better then that. you people have some problem...at least make the effert..

I'm a fan of the guide, but this is aweful. Save your money & DON'T BUY THE PAID VERSION. The developer is defrauding people of their money

This so so beautiful the most usles app in the maket so far pls out of my phone coz i need some speace…

It ia free, but not worth the seconds it takes to download and open. I wish I could give it zero stars. Don't panic? Don't bother.

Top notch, made me almost drop my towel.

Yes it doesnt do anything but if you have ever read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy you will get the joke.