Sweary Clock Pro

It's a clock, it swears!

More precisely, it tells you the time, swearily.

With over one hundred profanities, there's literally never a dull or uninventively polite moment with Sweary Clock.

This is the paid-for version of Sweary Clock, with access to all levels of profanity!

You can configure when you want Sweary Clock to be active, you can choose different levels of swearing, from no swearing at all, only a click, to black belt swearing.

You can change the profusion of swearing, and you can even add gratuitous world-weary messages of displeasure.