Sweary Clock
Free AppAbout Sweary Clock
It's a clock, it swears!
It tells you the time, swearily.
With over one hundred profanities, there's literally never a dull or uninventively polite moment with Sweary Clock.
You can configure when you want Sweary Clock to be active, you can choose different levels of swearing, from no swearing at all to all out blue-air black belt swearing.
You can change the profusion of swearing, and you can even add gratuitous world-weary messages of displeasure.
Give horological expression to your android device's inner Malcolm Tucker.
It tells you the time, swearily.
With over one hundred profanities, there's literally never a dull or uninventively polite moment with Sweary Clock.
You can configure when you want Sweary Clock to be active, you can choose different levels of swearing, from no swearing at all to all out blue-air black belt swearing.
You can change the profusion of swearing, and you can even add gratuitous world-weary messages of displeasure.
Give horological expression to your android device's inner Malcolm Tucker.
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Free
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Android
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Android app
App History & Updates
What's Changed
V1.09: Tiny buglet fixed; added optional sponsorship to start of time message.
V1.0previous: Added a nice new help screen, added more insults, added more swearing!
V1.09: Tiny buglet fixed; added optional sponsorship to start of time message.
V1.0previous: Added a nice new help screen, added more insults, added more swearing!
Version update Sweary Clock was updated to version 1.11
More downloads Sweary Clock reached 1 000 - 5 000 downloads
More downloads Sweary Clock reached 1 000 - 5 000 downloads
What are users saying about Sweary Clock
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Can you send a new update so this app will be free that way I don't have to get the full just for me please
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Hilarious! Great app!
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Sucks
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I was expecting something else like it f*** you O'Clock or something. It talks to much. I enjoy it though.
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Worked perfect before purchasing full version on samsung galaxy s5. Since purchasing doesn't work unless I manually press 'tell me the time'
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I was expecting something else like it f*** you O'Clock or something. It talks to much. I enjoy it though.
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All right-thinking persons will abhor this monument to puerile tastelessness. Excellent. One can't help but wonder at the fact that the designers of android have not incorporated this functionality into the basic operating system. What I would really like to see , and I am confident that many sweary persons would concur, is the incorporation into the app of the facility for users to compose their own sweary phrases and add them to the database from which the app draws its sweariness. Might that happen?
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After turning Google text to speak on again it works (as NoLed on S2 asks to disable it). OK now. Good application.
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Magnificently rude!
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a must have for all lovers of the english language
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Amazing fun get it never uninstall well done
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I'm blushing!
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Excellent
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Gud fun Excellent
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I'm blushing!
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sweary awesomeness a must have for all lovers of the english language
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Magnificently rude!
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I was expecting something else like it f*** you O'Clock or something. It talks to much. I enjoy it though.