Texting Girls Guide Lite

Some of it is like put the contact in as "booty call" excuse me? If the girl you were texting had half a mind she wouldn't respond to some jerk acting "assertive" and "giving commands" one of my friends as a joke texted his girlfriend "make me a sandwich" and she went nuts. But anyways. It sucks. Don't take this terrible advice unless you wanna be slapped.

You guys, are......IDIOTS!

Your math is bad and you should feel bad!

Crazy mental crap it makes you laugh

Just...so, so bad

I put my name and email. The function submit does not work. Please fix it.

It works great

it wont even open it keeps forcing closed

Anyone who thinks all females think the same way needs to get out more and stop texting.

I've tried every single text and for some reason women don't want to sleep with me. I'm fact, most of them stopped talking to me and called me an idiot. I've decided that the developer must be at fault, since we all know that women are simple things that exist solely to please us menfolk.

Seriously! Who in their right mind would use the garbage on this app lol. It's shockingly bad.

You should make one for texting guys

I'm a girl and I thought there were some great texts in this app! I've even used a few on guys and got great responses.

App is fun & may actually help a teenager or shy college kid, but don't expect much if you're over 30 and (newly or long-term) single. I certainly wouldn't waste $2 on the paid upgrade, based on THIS free app.

Great for when u need a laugh just don't use them unless u know the girl has a sense of humor

I'm offended I would be recommended this app

If this guide was printed into book form the pages would be stuck together by the author's secretions. It's juvenile and demeaning, but funny to imagine the hilarity if anyone trotted out these lines. Good for a laugh.

I gave 4 stars just for being brave (stupid) enough to actually released this ...hmmmmm.... App. Good luck!)

This is advice I look forward to using. It all sounds logical. I don't know why anyone is complaining.

I've tried every single text and for some reason women don't want to sleep with me. I'm fact, most of them stopped talking to me and called me an idiot. I've decided that the developer must be at fault, since we all know that women are simple things that exist solely to please us menfolk.

Wtf. One of the sections is called "building compliance".

I downloaded this just because of the comments people left. It is only good if you want to laugh. Use this stuff on a woman and you will be very lonely.

I'm offended I would be recommended this app

I hope for more sites like this

White male 62 years old.

Hahaha so funny. He's about 15 the guy who made this

Seriously! Who in their right mind would use the garbage on this app lol. It's shockingly bad.

Are you kidding me? No one can understand a woman.

Trademark

Everything so cool

Lmao, worst advice ever, just wanted to see what it was, i didnt need help, was just curious, don't waste your time guys lmao

Just...so, so bad

I like this app

Can't do anything

Worth reading for a giggle, but is actually full of the worst advice you could ever give anyone. You may as well text her to say you have AIDS.

This hilariously terrible app is bad in both idea and execution. It's obviously created by lonely little boys who have never interacted with an actual woman and have no imagination or wit. The roommate (a woman) and I spent a good 15 minutes laughing at how sad it is. Turns out it's an ad for pick-up artist school - good luck boys! I'm very certain you've never even seen a naked woman!

As a former devout cult member, I'm very careful about comparing any earthly writing to Celestial Scripture. But the messages in this book, given freely to all who are willing to download it, must be spells from beyond our world. I've used every message in the app at least once, and quickly learned which ones make women weak in the knees. I've shared more Krispy Kreme party boxes with sexy young vixens since using this app than in the 42 years before. Make sure you copy and paste, don't retype!

If I could give this a negative star I would all of these suggestions make the girl feel like an idiot and I guarantee you the girl will never talk to you again if you use one if these.

By awesome I mean if you think you suck at talking to girls just install this app, read through it, then delete it immediately afterwards. Your confidence will be restored in knowing there's always someone worse than you ;) creepy wink

Thanks this app had got me more p*ssy than a cat woman