The Worst Horoscopes Ever

Aries: A cat will stretch while looking up at you today.
Pisces: You will not be able to beat the level you have been stuck at on Candy Crush Saga today.
Gemini: Your car will break down in the Jack In The Box Drive Thru.

Go get em!

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- Aries
- Taurus
- Gemini
- Cancer
- Leo
- Virgo
- Libra
- Scorpio
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Pisces

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